Chuckles With Chuckles-Dumb Quiz Answers #1

Welcome to the first episode of Chuckles With Chuckles, a semi-regular look at stuff that amuses me. We are starting with dumb answers given on TV quiz shows. I might not know all the answers but I certainly know the answers that are wrong!

Q) In the Lord's Prayer, what word beginning with 'H' meaning 'blessed' comes before 'be thy name'?  

A) Howard.

 

Q) Name the television naturalist the 'Attenborosaurus' dinosaur was named after? 

A) Pass. 

Q) Which former Vice President secured the Democratic nomination in the 2020 race to become US President?

A) Boris Trump.

 

Q) Who was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald in Dallas?

JR Ewing.

 

Q) How many Kings of England have been called Henry?

A) Well I know Henry VIII. So, um, three?

 

Q) How long did the Six Day War between Egypt and Israel last?

A) Fourteen Days.

 

Q) What name does Cat Stevens go under now? I'll give you a clue, he became a Muslim.

A) Abu Hamza.

 

Q) What happened in Dallas on November 22nd 1963?

A) I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

 

Q) Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo da Vinci?

A) Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

 

Q) Name something that follows the word 'pork'?

A) Cupine

 

Q) What political party was jointly led by Alan Hope and his cat, Catmando, from 1999 to 2002? 

A) Labour Party.

answer-Monster Raving Loony Party.

 

Q) What kind of creature is a halibut?

A) A bird.

Q) No, wrong. Try again.

A) A Ferret. 

Q) Which biblical character was crucified at Calvary?

A) Joan Of Arc. 

NB Apologies to anyone offended by Jesus being described as a character.

Q) In August 2020, who did Democratic Presidential Nominee Joe Biden pick as his running mate? 

A) Donald Trump. 

 

Q) What K could be described as the Islamic Bible?

A) Er...

Q) It's got two syllables. Kor...?

A) Blimey?

 

Q) What was Hitler's first name?

A) Heil. 

 

Q) What was Gandhi's first name?

A) Goosy.