Thursday, 19 January 2017

Book Review: Hammered by Kevin Hearne (Iron Druid #3)

Thor, the Norse god of thunder, is worse than a blowhard and a bully—he’s ruined countless lives and killed scores of innocents. After centuries, Viking vampire Leif Helgarson is ready to get his vengeance, and he’s asked his friend Atticus O’Sullivan, the last of the Druids, to help take down this Norse nightmare.

One survival strategy has worked for Atticus for more than two thousand years: stay away from the guy with the lightning bolts. But things are heating up in Atticus’s home base of Tempe, Arizona. There’s a vampire turf war brewing, and Russian demon hunters who call themselves the Hammers of God are running rampant. Despite multiple warnings and portents of dire consequences, Atticus and Leif journey to the Norse plain of Asgard, where they team up with a werewolf, a sorcerer, and an army of frost giants for an epic showdown against vicious Valkyries, angry gods, and the hammer-wielding Thunder Thug himself.

My Review: 
Atticus now has to pay his debts, firstly breaking into Asgard to steal apples that will give Laksha the immortality she craves when she plants them to grow her own. Atticus uses the trip to get a lay of the land so he can then settle another debt to a vampire friend by bringing Leif, Gunnar and a few others back to settle their personal vendettas with Thor. Knowing that he will probably have to go on the run if he survives Asgard twice, Atticus starts to settle his affairs and prepare for a new war against the Norse Gods, The Hammers of God and an angry Bacchus, making leaving Tempe an urgent priority.

I found the original trip into Asgard a little confusing to be honest. I'm not greatly familiar with Norse mythology (haven't read the books I own on it yet!) so all the place names and travelling between them just kind of overloaded my brain a bit and I found it all a little hard to follow. It was the same on the return trip in places-my short term memory isn't great so I struggled to remember which God was where, where they were and where they were going. People with better memories will probably not get that confused though. I just found that and the Druid ethics lectures to Granuaile a bit heavy in places.

The actual plot was still interesting. We are introduced to new characters who all have a grudge against Thor for ruining their lives and I loved the campfire tales that they sat and told about it, just before battle, which really united them as a group. It made me want to hurt Thor myself and I had no sympathy for whatever was coming to him. I particularly liked Perun with his humour and hard drinking! I hope to see more of him through the series. I also enjoyed the planning stages of the second raid where Jesus comes to hang out with Atticus and try to persuade him not to attack Asgard. There are a lot of funny moments here when the Hammers of God attack, though some Christians may be offended by this part of the book. I actually enjoyed the addition of him into the plot and found the whole scene funny and entertaining.

"This is one of those situations where I have to stop and ask myself, 'what would I do?'.."-Jesus

The downside to this plot of the attacks on Asgard is that we do see a bit less of Granuaile, Hal, Mrs McDonagh and Oberon, as none of them go on the adventures. Hal is fearing that if something happens to his Alpha Gunnar on the trip, he might be forced to become the new Alpha, and begs Atticus to protect Gunnar. What we do see of Oberon is pretty funny as always. He is just the coolest hound and I'd love to see him hang out with Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones...that would be really entertaining! This time Oberon is becoming obsessed with the perfect drink.

"Out of the steam and the foam and the froth, a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox and it shall be called The Triple Non Fat Double Bacon Five Cheese Mocha!"-Oberon

The action scenes in this book are excellent as always. The Hammers of God attacking Atticus in front of Jesus, the raids on Asgard, the Frost Giants determined to kidnap a half naked Goddess, the fight against the Norse was all fast paced, exciting and devastating all at the same time. The humour is there but this book is a bit darker and more emotional than the previous books with several situations that ensure the series will be taking off in a new direction.

I still enjoyed the book and I'm curious as to what will be coming next. 

Read November 2016. 
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Game of Thrones Gossip #2: Westeros

Before we hit the serious topics I wanted to start with a look at Westeros itself and places we visited in season one. All photos used below in this post are of the pop-up guide to Westeros which I got in the Black Friday sales a couple of years ago along with a few action figures! 

Here we have Samwell and Ghost at The Wall. Can you actually imagine the security of your country being handed over to criminals and unwanted sons, most of whom only chose to go there rather than die or be disinherited in some way? It's a pretty scary concept isn't it? I would love to see The Wall if it existed for real-the scale of it is incredible...might get vertigo with the view from the top. Seems ironic that Tyrion Lannister's first idea is to piss over the side of it...! Would you like to see The Wall and Castle Black? Would you join The Night's Watch? I'm too much a coward myself...

Here is Ghost at Winterfell. This is the part of Westeros that I might feel most at home. I relate to the values of the Starks, I LOVE wolves, I would rather wear the warm furs than a fancy dress, Winter is a time of year that I can put up with better than hot summers...I can see myself at Winterfell, sitting reading by that gorgeous tree and pool, enjoying the solitude. How would you cope with living there? Do you like the idea of having your own wolf? I'd love a whole tribe of them! I love the whole look of that amazing Castle!

King's Landing and the Court is one part of Westeros that would never have appealed to me. I very much identify with Arya Stark in that I'm not a girlie girl so I'd hate wearing those big fancy dresses, and I would not enjoy Court life with the scandal and intrigue especially under Lannister rule. I don't like the idea of being told to marry, and ending up with idiots like Joffrey! I would not feel happy or comfortable here as things like jousts don't appeal. Do you like the idea of being at King's Landing with all the tournaments and celebrations? Would you like to be dressed in fancy clothes and invited to Royal events? 

The Eyrie is absolutely stunning from a scenic point of view and I really love the interior with those big sweeping staircases and pretty gardens. The whole Moon Door thing scares me though...I'd be too busy reading some day and fall through the darn thing! I don't much like the idea of being ruled by Lysa and her son but I wouldn't greatly mind living here if I was in command of it. It looks like a pretty safe place to be during a war with its defences. What do you think about living here?

I used to ride horses as a kid under supervision but wasn't confident enough to keep doing it. I loved the smell of the horse, the warmth on his coat on a summer day...but I don't really see me as being Dothraki material y'know? I'd love to be able to speak the language though. I'm not cut out for hot desert living or raiding. Does this appeal to you?

For an added bit of fun, I tried a bit of name generator fun: 

As a knight I would be Alyn Blacktyde, fighting on the side of Balon Greyjoy in his rebellion. That is kind of accurate as I have always been drawn to the water. What is dead may never die!

As a bastard I would be Alyn Flowers, again associated with an island lifestyle by the water. I can live with that! The other two options I didn't bother with.

Wednesday, 18 January 2017

Chuckles Chat #2 Book Boyfriends/Girlfriends

Welcome to Chuckles Chat where great blogging minds unite to discuss the topics of the day mainly in the book and blogging world. I'll be sharing my thoughts on a topic and then inviting you all to share your thoughts. It's ok to disagree but PLEASE be respectful of each other's views! All of the comments on my blog are moderated and offensive posts ie racist, bigoted will not be published! 

This week I'm looking at Book Boyfriends/Girlfriends. When I visit blogs, especially blogs of YA readers or see lists on Top Ten Tuesday, this subject comes up. Pick out ten book boyfriends/girlfriends you love, followed by gushing and fangirling/fanguying(?) over the hottest fictional loves! I see it a lot but it never interests me to join in!

I get that there are incredible characters that some of you like to swoon over who would maybe make great lovers in real life, or who are too darn perfect to ever exist. I get that people find it fun to talk about it and compare lists etc. But as much as I enjoy good characters in my books I just don't think about dating them and don't ever bother thinking about them like that. Ever. It just never interests me! I just see them as characters I guess! I just want to read the book, enjoy the plot and characters and then forget about it, move on to the next. I have never felt interested in claiming book boyfriends, comparing their hotness or obsessing over fictional book characters or discussing the perfect dates with Hagrid or whatever/whoever floats your boat! I guess that whole thing has kind of passed me by! 

So, I'm curious about your opinion on the subject. Do you do the book boyfriend/girlfriend thing? What is it you enjoy about it? Do you make lists, chat about it on forums or something else? Do you feel left out when the focus is mainly on book boyfriends if you prefer girls or aren't you bothered? Do you hate the whole concept or not get it at all? I'd love to hear your thoughts on this!

Chuckles Retro Reads: Sign of the Throne by Melissa Eskue Ousley

Abby is haunted by dreams of an ivory castle, blood-thirsty monsters, and a striking stranger. Working as a babysitter for a family of mythology lovers in wealthy Newcastle Beach, California, she struggles to define herself among the elite class while trying to make sense of her strange visions. Upon meeting David, the doppelgänger of the mysterious young man in her dreams, Abby’s life is changed forever.

Encountering the queen of Cai Terenmare, a magical kingdom in a parallel world, Abby learns of an evil lord hell-bent on usurping the throne, the murder of Cai Terenmare’s king, the Solas Beir, and the kidnapping of the Solas Beir’s infant son.

As the kingdom struggles to endure, the queen shows Abby the full extent of her destiny. She must convince her mysterious crush, David, that he is the lost heir. While braving attacks from the dark lord’s sadistic minions, David must realize his true identity and return to Cai Terenmare to claim his throne before time runs out, lest the evil that was temporarily locked away be unleashed, threatening to destroy both the kingdom and all of humanity.

My Review: 
*I received a free copy of this book from the author in exchange for an honest review*

Abby has strange dreams about a boy and evil creatures that threaten them. Both are real. David is the unknowing heir to the throne of a different land and his enemies will do anything to stop him getting there through the portal to claim his crown. Abby must convince him of his real identity and help fix the portal before both worlds are consumed by evil.

My first thought on seeing this book was how beautiful the cover was. It has that spooky supernatural look and with the raven and cat, it fits the book perfectly. The majority of the book takes place in our reality with crossovers to David's real world to set the story and a lovely flash of Greek, Scottish and other mythology thrown in for good measure! I'm not usually a fan of these Courts in a different universe type of book but I really enjoyed this one and I'm glad that I took the chance on it.

Abby is a great character that you instantly warm to and like. Her interactions with Jon, and Cassandra's family develop her character perfectly. For me it is vital that I like my main characters and in this book, I did. David is the type of guy you wish you had been at school with because you know you would have loved him! Jon is funny but you do want to slap him for his performance after the dance! I loved Cassandra and Riordan, especially his interest in my country Scotland! His world mythology talks and Cassandra's logical theories were beautifully woven into the story when Abby first meets the demons for real. The other characters were wonderfully written as well-brave Cael, adorable Fergal, regal Eulalia, sweet Nysa and loyal Brarn. You just loved all of them, except nasty Moira of course! If you didn't guess her secret, you must have been asleep!

The plot just keeps you interested the whole time. It switches effortlessly between the kidnap sequence to Abby's life to Cael's quest to David's awakening, without becoming ragged or losing the flow of the story. Each sequence seems to fit perfectly where it is, and each injection of mythology is just the right amount, which takes a lot of skill by the author. She builds the tension in the book with the demon creatures, and especially in the portal scene, beautifully. I lost it at one point and started yelling aloud at everyone to just GET THROUGH THE PORTAL!!! There is just the right amount of desciptive work and dialogue, no incomprehensible info dumps and just that sprinkling of mythology to inform the reader and Abby of what is really going on. The storytelling and world building were excellent on both sides of the portal.

I don't have any negatives about the book and I'm really looking forward to the rest of the trilogy. There are a few characters that I hope to see more of, and plot has taken an interesting turn. Guess I'll just have to be patient for book 2! This book has no sexual content or swearing and is suitable for YA, NA and adult fans of paranormal and fantasy. Very much recommended!
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Tuesday, 17 January 2017

Top Ten Tuesday

Top Ten Tuesday is an original feature/weekly meme created at The Broke and the Bookish. This feature was created because we are particularly fond of lists here at The Broke and the Bookish. We'd love to share our lists with other bookish folks and would LOVE to see your top ten lists!  

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This week's topic is ANOTHER review of last year. Guys, I did all my review posts at the end of last year and have no desire to repeat them 17 days into a new year. I've moved on! I don't want to look back any more! Onwards! etc... So here are Ten Wishlist books I want to buy this year!
1) Alison Weir-Katherine of Aragon
I love The Tudors and seeing another series of books started about the six wives...cannot say no! Just waiting to get my hands on a paperback copy! 

2) Craig Oliver-Unleashing Demons: The Inside Story of Brexit
I feel I've been waiting AGES for this already. Waiting again for the paperback edition to be released so I can grab it. 

3) John D Randall-The Yellowstone Conundrum
I spent all of last year looking for a copy of the first book in this series and I'll do the same this year as it sounds like a great megavolcano disaster story. 

4) MC Magill-Last Alive
I like my family surviving the apocalypse books and this one sounds like just my thing! I would like to read it this year if I can find it.

5) Nicholas Sansbury Smith-Hell Divers
I loved his zombie books and now we have a series about brave scavengers jumping from airships in the aftermath of WWIII to get supplies and battle monsters? Oh YES!

6) Darrell Maloney-Red
Another apocalypse series focused this time on a woman determined to survive the apocalypse without becoming a victim. Love this author, want to try this. 

7) JA Cipriano-Pound of Flesh 
Half cop half demon who likes to chomp on the bad guys while saving the innocent and the city? Get the feeling this should be a film or TV series! 

8) Jeff DeGordick-Fall of Man 
A woman and her eight year old son have to face 100 miles of zombies, cannibals, lunatics and bandits to reach a safe place. Zombie road trip! 

9) David P Forsyth-Deluge of the Dead 
I've been waiting on a paperback copy of this book for YEARS now and the author was nice enough to reply and say he might release it when the next one comes out. There's hope! 

10) Stuart R West-Demon with a Comb-Over 
Never make fun of demons who have a comb-over or they might just decide that you and your family are going to Hell. Loved the idea of this one! 

Chuckles 2017 E-Book Blitz January Update #2

Owls are wise right? So when Mr Owl says that 2017 is time to tackle my e-book pile, I think I better listen to him! This year I really need to reduce the pile of bargain books so I'm having an ebook blitz through the entire year. It doesn't matter how many I finish or how many I DNF as long as I get them off the TBR!

Here is my mid-challenge update. I made huge progress and dealt with 35 ebooks so far.

The Chosen Ones:
1 Justin Sloan-Teddy Bears and the Christmas Pirates (read-3 star)
2 Robert Hodam-The Ark (DNF)
3 James Hunt-Static #1 (DNF)
4 James Hunt-Static #2 (DNS)
5 Hugo Navikov-Spinosaurus (read-2.5 star)
6 Jason McPherson-Dead Ascent (read-3 star)
7 AR Shaw-The China Pandemic (DNF)
8 Sam Sisavath-Purge of Babylon (DNF)
9 Nathan Jones-Fuel (DNF)
10 Devon C Ford-Survival (DNF)
11 Joelle Charbonneau-The Testing Guide (read-1 star)
12 Lesley Jepson-The Secret (read-3 star)
13 Robert J Crane-Called (DNF)
14 Stephen Knight-Preparing for the dead (read-2 star)
15 Stephen Knight-Waiting for the dead (DNF)
16 Stephen Knight-Fighting the dead (DNF)
17 Jasmine Walt-Burned by magic (DNF)
18 Caethes Faron-Magic Born (read-3 star)
19 Tricia Owens-Descended from dragons (read 3 star)
20 Ella Summers-Magic Edge (DNF)
21 Rachel Rawlings-The Morrigna (DNF)
22 Ben Reeder-Exodus (read-3.5 star)
23 JR Rain-The dead detective (DNF)
24 LG Estrella-Unconventional heroes (read-3 star)
25 Alexandra Engellmann-Sky Ghosts (read-2 star)
26 Viktor Zarkov-Megatooth (read-4 star)
27 Boyd Craven III-Agony of the World (read-3 star)
28 George RR Martin-Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (read-2 star)
29 Eldritch Black-Night of the Christmas Letter Getters (read-2 star)
30 Morgan Nyberg-The Fixer (DNF)
31 Robert Brown-The last blade of grass (read-3.5 star)
32 Andrew Cunningham-Eden Rising (DNF)
33 David Nelson-The Journey (read-4 star)
34 Andrew Baze-The Road Home (read-3 star)
35 Albert Yates-The Dead Rising (DNF)

So after 17 days it's time to pick another pile to tackle!
1 Owen Baille-Aftermath
2 Matthew Gilman-After the Day
3 David Nelson-Coming Together #2
4 David Nelson-A long road ahead #3
5 Stephen Birch-New World
6 Devon Vondarin-The Crash
7 JD McKenna-The Dead Familiar
8 Kenneth Cary-Curtain Call
9 Thomas Sherry-Deep Winter
10 John Grit-Apocalypse Law
11 J Walker-The Fortress #2
12 Belinda Frisch-Cure
13 Eric Methven-EMP
14 Josh Hilden-The Rising
15 Dell Sweet-Earths Survivors Apocalypse
16 Matt Wallace-Envy of Angels
17 Alan Spencer-TRex
18 Andrew J Morgan-Noah's Ark
19 Rick Chesler-Jurassic Dead
20 K Gorman-Into the Fire

Lets see how I get on with this!

Monday, 16 January 2017

Chuckles Cover Love #10

If there is one thing that makes a great book even better, it is when it has a cover that we love! The cover design is what catches the eye as we browse through a bookstore shelf or check out the Amazon or Goodreads recommendations. The right cover makes me look closer at a book, to read the blurb and maybe make a purchase. A poor cover might mean I never look at the blurb at all. 

This week I'm going to look at a GORGEOUS set of covers that some of you will be very familiar with...AG Howard take a bow!

These books are beautiful! I read the first one and felt underwhelmed by it because I didn't like the male MC very much. So sadly I was not able to purchase the rest of them to look at and croon softly to as I stroked their shiny covers...I see that the author is keeping up the same standard of cover with the Phantom of the Opera story below...

What do you think of the covers? Does anyone plan to read or have read Roseblood?

Chuckles Retro Reads: Carnival of Fear by JG Faherty

The carnival is in town... What was supposed to be an evening of fun and laughter for JD Cole and the other students of Whitebridge High turns into a never-ending night of terror. Trapped inside the Castle of Horrors by the demonic Proprietor, good friends and bitter rivals must band together to make it through the maze of torturous attractions, where fictional monsters come to life, eager to feast on human flesh. Vampires, zombies, werewolves, and aliens lurk around every corner as JD and his friends struggle from one room to the next, fighting for their sanity, fighting to survive, fighting to escape ... The Carnival of Fear.

My Review: 
*I received a free copy of this book in return for an honest review*

The Carnival has come to town and everyone is eager for a night of fear filled fun. The biggest queue is for the Castle of Horrors and once inside, the people must visit every room before they can exit. But behind each door, a very real terror awaits and only the strongest will survive.

This was a brilliant horror story, one of my favourite ever in this genre. I like reading about these scary carnivals but this author manages to do something completely different with a popular concept, turning it into something new and fresh. It's not just zombie monsters chasing you through a dark funhouse. Behind each funhouse door is a room which depicts a gory waxwork scene involving a supernatural or human monster-but when the door closes, the people in the room are transported to a real life version of that nightmare where you need brawn and brains to survive. Behind the doors you will find the vampire castle in the middle of nowhere, the mad scientists lab where you are the next experiment, a pack of werewolves trying to get into the castle to eat you, the deadly witch trials where you are to be killed, a mad serial killer at summer camp chasing you through the cabins, a full scale alien invasion in your town, the zombies breaking into the shopping survive you must find a way to defeat each monster and return across country to find the door. If you die in these rooms, you die. Survive and you are back in the Funhouse with more doors to open and only when all rooms have been explored and defeated do the survivors get a chance to escape. So you are getting lots of exciting mini adventures within a main story, which I LOVED!

The author does not waste time on long winded descriptions or massive amounts of background information. Instead you are told just enough to understand the characters before you are thrown into the plot and they are put in the Funhouse. Character development does occur through the story and interaction with each other, so there is no need for big info dumps or slow scenes, which I hate in horror books. There is nothing slow in this book! The writing style is uncomplicated and free flowing, the plot moves at rapid speed between the action in each room, hardly giving you time to catch breath and there is the perfect blend of tension, terror and gore. All my favourite horror monsters and scenarios are featured here and I enjoyed every single one. If you like chainsaw psychos and classic film monsters, you'll love this. You just don't quite know what is around the corner (or behind the next door!). Will your favourites survive?

So was there anything in the book that I didn't like? Simply put, no. I don't do many 5 star reviews for horror books and I've read a lot in the genre but this really reserves the accolade. It was action packed, full of tension, gory deaths, psychological scares and a wonderful storytelling flair. JG manages to combine every element of great horror into one compelling novel. This is the second book that I have read of his and it will not be the last. I have already ordered my own print copy so I can re-read this many times. Have I mentioned yet that I totally love this book?!!

There is sexual content, mega violence and gore and the usual language you would expect in the genre.

I seriously hope that this will be made into a film!
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Sunday, 15 January 2017

Stay In Bed Sunday #1

How it works: Take a picture of or tell us what you want to stay in bed and read that day. Most of us get to be lazy on Sundays and have wonderful reading days, so I figured what could be better than sharing what we are reading with each other! You can also add pictures of your book in the setting of where you will be reading or anything else related you might want to add. If you make your own post, be sure to put your link below for others to find!

My Stay In Bed Sunday is a little different in that I get up early to do what I need to during the day but at 3pm, I retire to my bed to either binge read or binge watch something!

This week, I plan to watch the last few episodes of The Walking Dead season 3 to catch up a bit on the rest of the world! I'm way behind in a lot of TV that I want to see so The Walking Dead catchup Sundays at the moment are a must!

Saturday, 14 January 2017

Stacking the Shelves #164

Stacking the Shelves is a meme hosted by Tynga’s Reviews

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It has been a crazy ten days or so with free books and discounted offers from authors flooding in on newsletters, and I'm drowning in the things! Last week I shared the first nine that came my way and this week I'll be sharing more. I'll be sharing them for a good few weeks to come I think! I'm not quite sure whether to scream in delight or agony for my poor tbr! I never expected to receive all this when I agreed the giveaway authors could contact me! I'm planning to read what they send me and after that decide which authors I'll keep following. I want to give them all a chance to see whose writing I like before I unsubscribe from anybody. 

On the reading side of things I'm still zooming along at top speed and have completed 16 books of varying lengths along with the DNFs. As I approach the halfway point of the month only 5 of the 35 books I selected to tackle remain to be done which is great! It means I'll get much more reading done this month than I planned! I'm pleased to have fitted in a bit more reading time while still staying on top of the blogging. The one thing I keep forgetting to do is go back to the blogs I commented on to see if anyone has responded to my comments and asked a question or something, so you guys might see activity on the older posts from this month. I hope to get to that today.  I also got five episodes of The Walking Dead watched but I underestimated how many I had left to watch in season three so maybe I'll finish that this weekend which would be good. But the reading is priority!


Thank you loads to the authors who provided these books FREE through their newsletters and from provided Amazon offers! Yea!