Tuesday, 30 April 2019

Chuckles Mini Reviews Catchup


I review everything I read, on my blog and on Goodreads. Most reviews are of a decent length but sometimes you don't have much to say about the book because of its length or you DNFed it or various other reasons. In cases like that it makes sense to write a few mini reviews in one post and clear them out your way! So lets catch up with reviews from earlier this year.

1) David McMullen-Sullivan-Moorehead Manor 
Three teenagers stumble into a haunted mansion that traps them in a deadly nightmare. In order to escape alive, they must uncover the house's dark secrets of murder and prejudice. 
Emily, brother Adam and friend Jimmy are passing the creepy old manor when Jimmy breaks a window and loses his precious baseball inside. They go inside and then find that the house doesn't want to let them leave. Instead they are forced to endure the tragic story of Alice and her family who used to stay there, and an angry spirit that wants to punish them for coming inside.

I got this short story free on Amazon and decided to try it, even though ghost stories and haunted houses are not top of my list to read. I found this to be a decent read overall. The story of Alice is tragic and explores the prejudices surrounding unmarried mothers and racism in its worst form. Emily wants to find a way to help Alice as well as a way out of the house and it was an interesting overall plot. I didn't go on to read the other books in the series as I was happy to stop with the conclusion to this part. 

Read April 2019
3 stars.

2) Jules Verne-20000 Leagues Under The Sea    
French naturalist Dr. Aronnax embarks on an expedition to hunt down a sea monster, only to discover instead the Nautilus, a remarkable submarine built by the enigmatic Captain Nemo. Together Nemo and Aronnax explore the underwater marvels, undergo a transcendent experience amongst the ruins of Atlantis, and plant a black flag at the South Pole. But Nemo's mission is one of revenge-and his methods coldly efficient.

I don't read the classics for a reason-I tend to find the writing slow, over descriptive and often too technical or wordy. I wanted to read these older explorer adventures just to see what they were like but I found this one to be like wading through treacle. I found it so slow to get into the actual story, long winded passages about packing and travelling and chasing a non existant sea monster that is actually a highly sophisticated submarine disguised as a whale. When Nemo was taking Arronax around the submarine, every single item in every room was described, every piece of equipment turned into a lecture on its use and the details just became confusing and overwhelming at times. The endless conversations between the two I found to be very boring and I was losing interest long before they started to explore together. I certainly won't rush to read anything else by the author.

DNF April 2019
1 star.

3) Become An American Ninja Warrior
Every week, millions of viewers tune in to NBC's American Ninja Warrior, to watch as ninjas from every walk of life attempt to complete a series of iconic obstacles of increasing difficulty in the hope of becoming an American Ninja Warrior. Now, for the first time, readers get a never before seen look at the phenomenon that has taken the world by storm. With stories from the show's hosts, creators, and top contestants about preparing, training, and becoming an American Ninja Warrior, the book is packed with essential info about the legendary obstacle courses along with key fitness and training tips for viewers of all fitness levels. Readers will find amazing insights on how American Ninja Warrior contestants do their best, reach higher, and achieve their spectacular feats.

Full of vibrant color photos, sidebars, boxes, and lists, the first official book of American Ninja Warrior will not only be a thrilling and instructive read, it will be a beautiful inside look at the show and the perfect gift for every fan.
  


I'm a massive fan of American Ninja Warrior and I always look forward to watching my favourites compete each year. I treated myself to this book, unsure really what to expect and found it to be an excellent behind the scenes guide. There is a section on every obstacle used through the series, tips from the contestants about their fitness and routines, a full section on how the show is put together and how the obstacles are created and tested and profiles of the fan favourites. I really enjoyed looking at the content and finding out more about how the show is created, constructed and filmed. It is a good book to entertain fans of the show.

Read March 2019
4 stars

4) Jane Bingham-The Tudors
The Tudors were an unforgettable dynasty who wielded absolute power during a remarkably turbulent time in English history. Each ruler's survival required a fierce struggle to maintain control - often against incredible odds. From Henry VII, England's last king to win the crown in battle, and the tyrannical Henry VIII with his succession of wives, to the fiercely Catholic 'Bloody Mary', and her sister, Elizabeth, the 'Virgin Queen', Jane Bingham examines just how fairly history has treated these Tudor rulers. Both as politicians and as individuals, it is no wonder these larger-than-life monarchs still capture our imaginations today.

This would be an ideal introduction to The Tudors for someone looking to find out a bit more about Henry VIII, his wives and children, without being bogged down in a lot of historical detail. The book tells the main story of each ruler from the Tudor period without too much detail. I'm not going to get into discussing the accuracy of the information-my short term memory is pretty bad so in spite of reading a ton of Tudor non fiction, I don't remember enough dates and details from them to say if every fact in this book is correct. However it was a quick and easy read which I enjoyed in one night. As I said, if you are new to The Tudors, a book like this might be a good place to start.

Read March 2019
4 stars. 

5) Brad Harmer-Barnes-Tempest Outpost
They slept beneath the ice for over four billion years, but now they are free! Off the coast of Antarctica, TEMPEST OUTPOST’s latest excavation leads to the discovery of some rather strange looking rock samples. Geology student Jazmin Hayes can hardly believe her eyes when carbon dating shows that they are even older than the Earth itself! Then, the rocks begin to hatch... 
Jazmin is doing a 6 week internship at a research station in Antarctica where she will have the chance to be on an experimental drilling rig and learn about the geology of the area. When the rock samples they drill turn out to be actual viable eggs that hatch out deadly mutant mind controlling spiders, the entire station is at risk. 

This is quite a short novella at 109 pages including titles so I read this easily in one session. I can never resist a horror story or creature feature set in Antarctica so despite my total terror of spiders I wanted to read this one. It did turn out to be a decent read to pass a couple of hours though I have read better books in the genre. I didn't care one way or another for most of the characters and with most of them being spider-fodder, there is not a massive amount of character development but that is to be expected in this kind of book. I think it was the mind control thing that I wasn't as keen on. The spiders bite someone so they can control their mind and make them drill up more of the eggs which then defrost into more spiders, some much larger than others. The plan is to control all the people rather than eat them. I think I was looking more for a spiders running wild and eating people kind of story rather than smart spiders controlling people for their evil plan. It just wasn't quite the plot I was expecting which is a pity. That said, it was still a decent enough quick read with big ass spiders.

Read March 2019
3 stars.

6) Eric S Brown-The Squad
A routine training exercise in the backwoods of North Carolina becomes a desperate battle for survival as a squad of soldiers find themselves stranded with no easy way out. Worse, they aren't alone. Monsters lurk among the trees. Monsters that want to tear them limb from limb.

The story initially follows two groups of people. Four teenage boys decide to go on a camping and hunting trip and fall into trouble when they run into an angry Sasquatch on their first night hunt, causing them to flee into the woods to hide. At the same time a military squad playing a war game find one half of their people dead and ripped apart, with more Sasquatches on the loose hunting them down. As both groups run into each other, it becomes a joint bid for survival.

I've read a lot of books by this author and they always deal in lots of monsters and lots of gore, which I generally enjoy. He does a better job than most of fleshing out his characters and making you interested in whether they survive or not, even in these short novellas. I always enjoy a creature feature with deadly Sasquatches as the whole Bigfoot thing has fascinated me since I was a kid and I try to read as many of these books as I can. I did enjoy this book for the most part as it had good tension, solid writing and plenty of gore to enjoy. However I am finding that this author seems to always want to kill all his MCs in pretty much every book of his I read. I don't demand HEA but it does become hard when you invest in the characters in his many books and then they pretty much all just die for the hell of it by the final scenes. The monsters win every time and are just too unbeatable. It becomes a bit predictable and I'm now less keen to read his work which is a shame as he is a good writer. Let the odd human survive or win a small victory occasionally!

Read April 2019
3 stars.

Book Review: Booked 4 Murder by JC Eaton


Sophie Phee Kimball is not a cop. She s a divorced, middle-aged mom who works as an account clerk for the police department in a small city in Minnesota. But her retired mother, Harriet Plunkett, is convinced Phee is the only one who can solve the mystery of a cursed book. According to Harriet, four members of her book club have already succumbed to the deadly curse. Harriet insists Phee catch the next plane to her retirement community in Sun City West, Arizona, to investigate.

Is her mother just bored and lonely? She does have a new pet a long-haired chiweenie (half Chihuahua, half Dachshund) for company and a host of pals (although that number is admittedly dwindling). Phee is certain that their book club selection isn't cursed, but is somebody really knocking off the ladies? As Phee starts to uncover dark secrets hidden in plain sight under the blazing Arizona sun, she'll need to read between the lines before it's someone else's final chapter.... 


My Review:
Four members of a retirement community have recently died in unexpected ways and the common thread is that all four were in the same bookclub and had just finished the latest book given to the club. Sophie, despite having no detective skills at all, is railroaded into coming to investigate the crimes and solve the mystery before her mother manages to drive her mad about it. It is after she starts asking questions that Sophie suspects that the women may indeed have been murdered but who would want to do it and why?

I'm not really a cozy mystery kind of person so it is rare for me to read the genre. However over the last couple of years I've picked up the odd one like this which has a great cover with cute dog and a blurb that sounds kind of interesting. Each February I take part in a dog reading challenge so that is my excuse to dust off books like this one and have a total change of pace from my usual genres. I was actually surprised to quite like this one.

Sophie is a good character because she is totally normal with no super skills and a total amateur when it comes to investigating crimes. She starts talking to dogwalkers in the park and assorted people around the area who knew the victims to try and piece together why each of the women died. Was the bee sting at the swimming pool as innocent as it seemed? Was one woman poisoned in hospital by food she was allergic to? Did somebody try to kill another woman with carbon monoxide? Is the book club the common link or are all of these incidents seperate? Sophie and her mother are determined to find out.

Sophie's mother was a bit eccentric and as subtle as a steamroller, which made her an interesting character to read about. She believes that it is the book itself, an unknown book published by a mystery author, that is cursing the people but Sophie thinks that is unlikely and instead focuses on the relatives and friends of each victim. The other women at the book club are just as weird and wonderful as her mother and they can be quite funny at times through the book. There are quite a few interesting side characters that Sophie meets during her investigation, including the dangerous bingo players, the failed romeo Hank and the women from the posh retirement place! 

I also liked Sophie's friend and work colleague Nate, whose real detective nose is intrigued by what Sophie's mother thinks about the book curse, and he encourages Sophie to go and investigate. He is happy to get regular updates by phone and tries to help her by providing information about her suspects, gained by his shady contact Rolo. I would like to see a bit more of both of them. I would also have liked to see a bit more of the dog Streetman but he is very much in the background of the story. I also enjoyed the big Agatha Christie type reveal at the public meeting where Sophie is ready to reveal what really happened-that was a funny scene at times. I also liked the fact that there was no romance in the book and it focused purely on the mystery. I believe that romance for Sophie does come in coming books, for those who like that.

The book has moments of nice humour to enjoy and I liked the way Sophie's investigation is put together as she seperates possible murders from accidents. I very much enjoyed the eccentric characters throughout the book and some of the silly things that Sophie gets roped into by her mother. The actual plot was entertaining and I liked the way that Sophie tried to discover the truth about each death. It is not my usual genre but I think I would like to read more about this community, which Sophie moves to live in in the next book. I'll probably read on with the series when time allows.

Read February 2019
3 stars.   

Top Ten Tuesday-Book Quotes

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together.  http://www.thatartsyreadergirl.com/top-ten-tuesday/

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I don't bother with inspirational quotes so I'll go for ones that amused me.

1) "I also know a Were-Pomeranian named Phoebe Fluffenstuff that will gut someone with her samurai sword as casually as you would slice a pie"
James R Tuck-Deacon Chalk series

2) "Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs"
Patricia Briggs-Mercy Thompson series

3) "I look over at him. He stares straight ahead. 'So' I say. 'Golem huh?' 'I prefer the term Mineral American.'"
DD Barant-Bloodhound Files series

4) "Nice one Zoey. You did everything short of farting in there. Maybe if you see him again, you can tell him you have a yeast infection."
RL Naquin-Monster Haven series

5) "Benny The Clown had torn open the man's abdominal cavity, his claws cradling several loops of glistening intestines. But rather than gorging on them, the clown was stretching and pulling the bloody loops, twisting the organ into knots. Familiar knots.

'Is that...a flamingo?' asked the old woman."
Various Authors-Draculas

6) "Since I've become a Druid, I've seen some pretty weird shit Atticus.' Granuaile said. 'But Beardy Baggins there squaring off against Squid Head McGee in the snow might be the weirdest.'
Kevin Hearne-The Iron Druid series

7) "I lited one foot from the brackish water, and the bunny slippers were soaked and drooped pathetically. Even the fangs seemed robbed of any charm.

'Don't worry.' I told it. 'Someone will pay for your suffering. Heavily. With screaming.'

I felt I should repeat it for the other slipper, in case there should be any bad feelings between the two. One should never create tension between one's footwear."
Rachel Caine-The Morganville Vampires

8) "Frankly I didn't know what Station Security was going to do about it either. In fact I'm sure station security was now shitting itself almost as hard as I metaphorically was"
Marrtha Wells-The Murderbot Diaries

9) "Dad instantly set out his stall: he wanted a big dog, a 'man dog', a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid's arse"
Alan Carr-Look Who It Is!

10) "My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit."
George RR Martin-A Song of Ice & Fire

Monday, 29 April 2019

Around The Blogs With Chuckles


We all enjoy snooping and lurking on other people's blogs right? Why not share those entertaining things you found with other readers and bloggers too! Welcome to Around the Blogs with Chuckles, where I take time out to show you some of my favourite blog posts from the previous seven days and link you up so you can check them out. 

This Week!

1) Book Review-The River by Peter Heller
A DNF from Barb.
http://bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2019/04/a-rare-dnf-i-tried-i-really-tried.html 

2) Book Review-Torchship by Karl Gallagher
Bookstooge goes SF.
https://bookstooge.wordpress.com/2019/04/24/torchship-torchship-1-%E2%98%85%E2%98%85%E2%98%85%E2%98%86%C2%BD/ 

3) Book Review-An Anonymous Girl by Greer Hendricks & Sarah Pekkanen
A review from Bark.
http://barksbooknonsense.blogspot.com/2019/04/an-anonymous-girl-by-greer-hendricks.html 

4) Book Review-The Storm King by Brendan Duffy
Carole goes thriller.
https://carolesrandomlife.blogspot.com/2019/04/review-storm-king-by-brendan-duffy.html 

5) Book Review-Dead Wake by Erik Larson
Katherine reads about the Lusitania.
http://iwishilivedinalibrary.blogspot.com/2019/04/dead-wake-nonfiction-review.html 

6) Book Review-A Boy and his Dog at the End of the World by CA Fletcher
Mogsy goes post apocalypse.
https://bibliosanctum.com/2019/04/23/book-review-a-boy-and-his-dog-at-the-end-of-the-world-by-c-a-fletcher/ 

7) Book Review-The Luminous Dead by Caitlin Starling
Erica goes horror SF.
https://www.ericarobynreads.com/book-review-the-luminous-dead-by-caitlin-starling/ 

Sunday, 28 April 2019

Chuckles Mini Reviews Catchup


I review everything I read, on my blog and on Goodreads. Most reviews are of a decent length but sometimes you don't have much to say about the book because of its length or you DNFed it or various other reasons. In cases like that it makes sense to write a few mini reviews in one post and clear them out your way! So lets catch up with reviews from earlier this year.

1) William Meikle-Infestation (S Squad #1)
It was supposed to be a simple mission. A suspected Russian spy boat is in trouble in Canadian waters. Investigate and report are the orders.

But when Captain John Banks and his squad arrive, it is to find an empty vessel, and a scene of bloody mayhem. Soon they are in a fight for their lives, for there are things in the icy seas off Baffin Island, scuttling, hungry things with a taste for human flesh. They are swarming. And they are growing.  


A special forces team has been sent to discover why there is a Russian boat in Canadian waters but when they arrive on the nearby island they find dead animals and dead people in a scene of carnage. When the Russians illegally drilled into the sea bed they unleashed a swarm of mutant sea creatures intent on killing them all. They have to join forces with a survivor on the boat and hope that rescue will comes before the creatures devour them all.

This is the first book in a series of at least four books about S Squad who are sent on special missions like this one. I liked most of the characters which had me rooting for the team throughout and it was nice to see the British soldiers cooperating with the Russians in order to survive. The book has its share of gore as these creatures are relentless and there are good action scenes first on the island and a few attacks on the boat as they await rescue. These beasties are scary and the book is full of tension as the team await rescue and the next wave of attacks. I also enjoyed the British characters and their banter with each other, especially the Scots. It was fun to hear those familiar words and accents! It was a good solid start to the series and I read on with the second one straight after. (see below)

Read March 2019
3.5 stars

2) William Meikle-Operation Antarctica (S Squad #2) 
When Captain John Banks and his squad are sent to investigate a derelict Nazi base in Antarctica, he expects to find only ice and dead men. But there is something in the domed hangar bay that has been waiting for decades for release.

A weapon was primed many years before. It had been meant to turn the tide of war. Now it stirs under the ice once more.
 


The survivors of S Squad are joined by new recruits as they are sent to an underground complex in Antarctica which was used as a secret Nazi base during the war. The men are stunned to see that in the hanger is an alien ship with strange technology and by accident, the men awaken the dead soldiers from their slumber. These strange zombies have a mission to complete and they need the soldiers for it, but S Squad are determined to stop them at any cost as they await backup.

You have to feel sorry for S Squad being send to all these cold brutal environments where strange creatures are trying to kill them. This book has diary flashbacks to the start of the war, alien mind control and a form of mindless Nazi zombies. They are not your typical flesh eating zombies and are a lot harder to destroy as they reform once 'killed', which makes them pretty deadly. I did find the plot of this one a little repetitive as the soldiers seemed to do the same thing over and over-try to shoot their way out of the hanger, kill zombies, zombies reanimate, soldiers back into hanger, try to escape again and so on. The whole alien plot wasn't as interesting to me as the first book with the sea monsters and there were a lot of flashbacks with spells and demons. It was a decent enough plot but it didn't engage me in the way that the first book did. I will probably still read the other novellas at some point though.

Read March 2019.
2.5 stars.

3) Orlando A Sanchez-War Mage (Montague & Strong #0.1) 
Haunted. Despised. Feared.
The Supernaturals are destroying humanity.

Meet Tristan Montague. Leader of the elite group of mages known as the Ordarum. The war against the Supernaturals has raged for years and humanity is losing. When the Ordarum is given a suicide mission to recover an artifact that can end the war and hand victory to humanity-Tristan takes it, knowing it may be his last. Now, together with his squad, they must face an unspeakable enemy, overwhelming odds, and secure an ultimate weapon-or die trying. 


This is the prequel story introducing Tristan before he meets up with Simon and it is a chance to see him at work as a mage in the supernaturals war. He is teamed up with new allies and old enemies to break into a fortress and steal something powerful, an item he would much rather destroy. Discovering that a previous trio of mages tried and were killed on the mission makes it look pretty much like suicide.

I liked Tristan much better than Simon when I read book one and it was fun to see him get top billing in this short story. It is like a heist film with magic and scary creatures thrown in for good measure and once the mission started, it just kept up a steady pace of action as Tristan takes on the task. I liked the various uses of magic and that Tristan was trying to get the job done without magic at times rather than give away his position. It made things interesting. The team dynamic was quite interesting too and I hope we see more of these contacts that Tristan made in later books.

Read April 2019
3 stars.

4) Orlando A Sanchez-No God Is Safe (Montague & Strong #0.5)

Children have gone missing in NYC. A Dangerous Client. An Impossible Case. An Offer He Should’ve Refused.

Detective Simon Strong takes on what he thinks is a routine case-get proof of a spouse’s infidelity. When he digs deeper, he stumbles onto the trail of the missing children, but what he discovers shatters his concepts of reality. Tristan Montague is a mage on the run. Hiding from his sect and banned from the magical societies, he follows a trail of missing children to NYC. Now, together with Simon, they must prevent more abductions and stop those responsible for the disappearances. They will face an enemy unlike any other-hungry for power and willing to destroy anyone who gets in their way. Will they locate the missing children? Will they reveal the power behind the abductions and stop them?
 

Join Montague & Strong in their first case as they risk it all to save those who can’t save themselves!  

Simon thinks that finding out if Shiva's wife is cheating on him will be a simple enough case even if her name being Kali sets off slight alarm bells in his head. He is also asked to look into a case of missing children in the city. Tristan has been following the trail of the kidnapper around the world and tracks them down to the same building that Shiva says Kali is in. Now the two men have to reluctantly team up to save the children from a death ritual.

I liked the Hindu myth storyline for this book as I studied Hinduism at school and have always been fascinated by stories about Kali. Yes I'm also a fan of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom too! It was interesting to see how the men link up for their first case and how Simon gets cursed. I have to say that he was pretty unlucky in getting cursed as he was actually just trying to save some kids. I also love seeing rakshasas as the chosen creatures for the book, as they fascinate me and I'd love to see them in more books I read. Simon was mildly annoying in this book, the way he kept winding up Tristan when they met and I do have concerns that he might get on my nerves as the series progresses. I do very much like Tristan and his magical skills though and I liked the first novel in the series so I will keep reading the books and novellas.

Read April 2019
4 stars. 

5) Matthew Reilly-Roger Ascham and the King's Lost Girl
In this special prequel to Matthew Reilly’s The Tournament, Roger Ascham, the unorthodox tutor of Princess Elizabeth, is charged with tracking down a favourite prostitute of King Henry VIII’s who has gone missing.
  
I've read a bit about Roger Ascham in Tudor fiction and non fiction over the years-the brilliant tutor hired by Henry VIII to educate his children. In this book, Roger has been teaching Henry's daughter Elizabeth a few things that are not exactly accepted learning and when summoned to Henry, he fears he is in trouble. Instead Henry explains that his favourite prostitute has gone missing and he wants her found. Roger agrees to help and sets out on the trail of a kidnapper of women who is not afraid to kill. It is a short but interesting little murder mystery book to give readers a taste of the character. It was a nice short read.

I wasn't sure about reading The Tournament, although I like Tudor fiction and the work of this author, so I decided to try this short prequel. I found that I enjoyed it and liked Roger as a main character so I think it will be fun to read about his adventure with Elizabeth in a full book. 

Read April 2019
3 stars.

Chuckles Cover Love #123-Blue Beauties!


If there is one thing that makes a great book even better, it is when it has a cover that we love! The cover design is what catches the eye as we browse through a bookstore shelf or check out the Amazon or Goodreads recommendations. The right cover makes me look closer at a book, to read the blurb and maybe make a purchase. A poor cover might mean I never look at the blurb at all.

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This Week! Covers I love with blue on them.