Wednesday, 4 January 2017

Chuckles Retro Reads #5: Halfway to the Grave by Jeaniene Frost


Half-vampire Catherine Crawfield is going after the undead with a vengeance, hoping that one of these deadbeats is her father - the one responsible for ruining her mother's life. Then she's captured by Bones, a vampire bounty hunter, and is forced into an unholy partnership.

In exchange for finding her father, Cat agrees to train with the sexy night stalker until her battle reflexes are as sharp as his fangs. She's amazed she doesn't end up as his dinner - are there actually good vampires? Pretty soon Bones will have her convinced that being half-dead doesn't have to be all bad. But before she can enjoy her newfound status as kick-ass demon hunter, Cat and Bones are pursued by a group of killers. Now Cat will have to choose a side . . . and Bones is turning out to be as tempting as any man with a heartbeat.

My Review:
My book of the year so far! (when I originally reviewed it) Cat is half vampire half human,a result of her mother being raped by a newly turned vampire. Now she is out seducing and staking vampires in revenge, hoping to eventually kill her dad-until the night that one is too fast and captures her. Bounty hunting vampire Bones soon realises what Cat is and that they would make a good team in hunting the evil vampires together. He decides to train her and harness her skills to kill the evil vampires. When their relationship changes Cat fears her mother's reaction and Bones fears for Cat's safety as they come up against very dangerous vampires.

This was just brilliant! Cat is a great fiesty, kickass, smart mouthed half vampire who has been taught to hate her vampire side by her angry mother Justina. She is a great character.  She is troubled by her family history and wants her evil father dead but is afraid to use her vampire skills for anything other than death-and she barely knows what she is doing when she tries to attack the latest vampire she meets. As plans go, it isn't the best in the world and Cat senses that if she dies doing this, her mother won't be greatly upset that the abomination is dead.


Bones is wonderful-sexy, smart, witty and the perfect match for Cat. When I see him in my mind I get an instant picture of Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and he is so like him! Maybe that's why I love him so much! He is funny, snarky, smart and resourceful and determined to train Cat despite her obvious weaknesses. The ups and downs of their relationship had me hooked and I normally shy away from the PNR side of vampire books, as too much love and sex bores me in novels. The fact that I loved their steamy romance shows how well written it was. There was plenty action to keep UF fans happy and lots of vampires. The side characters were also well written and were a perfect fit for the plot. Bones best friend Spade is a good character and I liked him instantly.

The humour was superb-Timmy's impression of a God fearing demon hunter (
“We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?) and Bones 'dirty talk' lecture had me in stitches. Cat's mother was entertaining as well in her own way as she has plenty to say when disapproving of her daughter. There were a lot of laughs through the book, usually when Bones was getting annoyed with Cat for messing up! It kind of reminds me of the Riggs-Murtaugh relationship in Lethal Weapon with Cat accidently killing everyone and driving Bones mad.


"Lucifer's bouncing balls kitten, not again!"

There is lots of kickass action and vampire hunting going on which is perfect with the humour and the character development that the author does so well. It is one of the best urban fantasy series that I've read-and I've read it a good few times now. This book is sexy, full of action and adventure, witty, funny and sad. The perfect vampire read! I recommend this book to fans of kickass urban fantasy and paranormal romance.

First Read April 2010. 
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Vampires in Film and TV


I do love a good vampire film or TV series! There is such a wide range of vampires to enjoy, whatever your particular taste is! Whether you like them seductive and shiny or scary and evil, there is nothing quite like the vampire!

Lets take a quick look at the historical vampire, those iconic images of the vampires I remember seeing on TV when I was young. We have that seriously creepy piece of film of Nosferatu that freaked me out every time I saw it, the Dracula that I loved on the TV played by Christopher Lee, and the creepy Mr Barlow from Salems Lot. *shudder*


The Hammer Horror Dracula films really got me interested in vampires and I grabbed books that interested me to feed this obsession. Ironically two of the best loved vampire books did not grab my interest when I read them-Bram Stoker's 'Dracula' and Anne Rice 'Interview with the Vampire'.  I never lost my film love and in the 80's and 90's I watched a lot of vampires!




But of course the BIG vampire event for me was Buffy the Vampire Slayer! I didn't think much of the film as I think the casting was badly wrong but I quickly became addicted to the TV series. I loved season 2 as it had so many great episodes and then I loved the plot at the end of season 5. Season 4 had a few guff episodes but 7 is the one that I felt was the let down season with Buffy being a bitch all the time. Favourite episodes include Hush, The Wish, Once more with feeling, Halloween, Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered, Band Candy, The Body, Tabula Rasa, The Gift, Intervention. Fave characters-Giles, Xander, Anya, Cordelia and Spike! I liked the first couple of seasons of Angel until it did angry Connor and evil Cordy. I never much liked Fred either! I did love Wesley and Lorne though...


After Buffy and Angel, there were more vampires everywhere which was great but not all lived up to expectations! I was very disappointed in the Twilight films which just seemed bland and boring to me. I didn't watch beyond the third film. I never took to the True Blood series either. There are some TV series with vampires that I hope to catch up with at some point:



What are your favourite vampire films and TV series? Have you watched any of these? Any other recommendations for us?

Chuckles Retro Reads #4: Bloodlines by Skyla Dawn Cameron


After three hundred years of unlife, vampire Zara Lain has seemingly done it all, and she's now making a living as a successful thief-turned-assassin. Her newest assignment seems simple enough--kill the aging leader of the O'Connor Coven and his only heir, and she'll have another ten million in the bank.But in the dangerous world of the supernatural, few things are ever "simple."

When a massive assault decimates the continent's population of powerful witches and warlocks, and its orchestrator has vampires being hunted down and captured, Zara realizes the tables have turned and now she'll be playing the hero. Forced to join with a smart-mouthed fellow vampire, a demonologist who's also a fan of hers, a recently widowed--and frequently brooding--warlock, and her best friend's mom, Zara's grudgingly willing to do what she can to save the day.If only people would stop ruining all her outfits...

My Review: 
Zara is a kickass vampire who is making a living as a thief and assassin. Her best friend hires her to kill a warlock and his son during a party at their house but when it goes pear shaped, Zara realises she is in the middle of something bigger where magical people are being killed and vampires kidnapped.

I really enjoyed this book. Zara is arrogant, vain, kickass, snarky, witty and you can't help loving her attitude. She expects men to lust after her and it is a big shock when one in particular doesn't. To Zara, humans are a lesser life form and she has a lot of funny thoughts about them. From the moment she has to deal with the would be rapist in the first chapter, I loved Zara. She is never without a snarky comment or amusing observation. I also liked the way the author had her as a vampire who is not invincible. Zara makes mistakes, she gets hurt, she makes bad decisions sometimes, which makes the character more real. The side characters werte interesting too. Peter the geeky Zara fan was sweet, Jamie was a slimy arrogant git(a bit like Ian from the Jeaniene Frost Night Huntress series)and Nate who struggles to deal with Zara's attentions and his own magic was the brooding one.

The book is a great mixture of humour, action and emotions which I thought the author got just right. The story flows along at a nice pace without a ton of world building and info dumps. This story is about the characters and they are nicely developed through their interactions with each other and the situations they find themselves in. The action scenes are exciting, well written and easy to follow and there are plenty of them to enjoy. We have fights with demons and vampires and warlocks to enjoy. I also liked that Zara's back story was gradually introduced in snippets as we progressed through the story instead of just one big info dump. Each revelation about her helped you to understand why she is like this and like her more.

Zara develops a lot as a character, becoming more human as she hangs out with them to solve the case. I like the fact that she starts as a bitch and then develops human emotions as the story unfolds. There is a romance in the book but it is slow building, enjoyable and does not slow the story down. I'm not a huge fan of romance in my urban fantasy but I did enjoy this one because it's not that damn instalove crap. The story was put together in a way that keeps you guessing what is going to happen next and I have to admit that I didn't see the twist coming in the attack on the witch house. That took me by surprise and I was kicking myself for not seeing it coming! And the ending was a shocker as well! I do like to be surprised by a book!

My only disappointment was to find that Zara doesn't narrate the next two books in the series which is a bummer! I imagine I will read them anyway as she does feature in them-if I can find paperback versions of the books which appears to be pretty difficult. If you like tough female characters and enjoy urban fantasy, give this book a try.


NB Since I wrote this review, the books have been re-released. Yea!
Read April 2014. 
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Tuesday, 3 January 2017

Chuckles Retro Reads #3: Draculas by Jack Kilborn etc


A DYING MAN’S GREATEST TREASURE…

Mortimer Moorecook, retired Wall Street raider, avid collector, is losing his fight against cancer. With weeks to live, a package arrives at the door of his hillside mansion—an artifact he paid millions for…a hominoid skull with elongated teeth, discovered in a farmer’s field in the Romanian countryside. With Shanna, his beautiful research assistant looking on, he sinks the skull’s razor sharp fangs into his neck, and immediately goes into convulsions.

OPENS THE DOOR TO AN ANCIENT EVIL...

A rural hospital. A slow night in the ER. Until Moorecook arrives strapped to a gurney, where he promptly codes and dies.

WHERE DEATH IS JUST THE BEGINNING.


Four well-known horror authors(Jack Kilborn, Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand and F Paul Wilson) pool their penchants for scares and thrills, and tackle one of the greatest of all legends, with each writer creating a unique character and following them through a vampire outbreak in a secluded hospital.

The goal was simple: write the most intense novel they possibly could. Which they did.

A Word of Warning:
Within these pages, you will find no black capes, no satin-lined coffins, no brooding heartthrobs who want to talk about your feelings. Forget sunlight and stakes. Throw out your garlic and your crosses. This is the Anti-TWILIGHT.


My Review:
I always get nervous when I see authors getting together to co-write a book, especially four! I always wonder if the styles and ideas of the authors are going to clash and turn it into a pure mess. But my fears were unfounded as soon as I got into this book.

It starts with a bang and goes on at breakneck speed in an orgy of violence and gore, with some pretty funny bits as well. Each author-Jack Kilborn, Blake Crouch, Jeff Strand and F Paul Wilson, create characters who are inside the secluded hospital when a vampire outbreak begins. There are no fluffy bunny moments or a break in the action, no waffle or endless descriptions, no classic literature or critically acclaimed writing...this is just vampire action on speed. And I loved it!

Mortimor is a rich man who is dying of cancer and has an extreme idea to cure it. He purchases a vampire skull with horrific fangs and stabs himself in the neck with it, infecting himself. His collapse is immediate and his nurse Jenny and assistant Shanna have to get him to the hospital where he swiftly dies. But Mortimor is going to come back very quickly and is very hungry and eager to infect as many people as he can. Chaos and death are about to reign in the hospital as the uninfected try to escape or hide and the vampire hordes hunt them down.

We follow Jenny and her ex husband Randall who is in hospital after an unfortunate chainsaw accident, the obnoxious Dr Lanz who had Jenny fired from the hospital, Shanna and her redneck cop boyfriend Clay, Adam in the labour ward with wife Stacie, Benny the Clown at the ER after being bitten by a child at a birthday party who is stuck to him by the braces on her teeth and Carla the nurse on the labour ward. There are also a lot of people at the hospital for various reasons who are about to become a walking and screaming buffet!

It is Lanz who manages to get a call in to the police to alert them while all hell is breaking out around him. Victims are growing fangs as their own fall out, the sign of infection, and a full scale bitefest is under way. Hospital staff are trying to close wards and protect the vulnerable patients as monsters stalk the dark corridors. Shanna comes back from a coffee to find Mortimor had died, reanimated and is chewing on people. Benny the Clown discovers that being chomped by a child is going to be the start of a really bad day. Jenny begins to see the now sober Randall in a new light as the injured man uses his chainsaw to protect her and a ward full of kids. Oasis is discovering that being a child vampire makes it kinda tough to get a decent meal. Adam's wife needs blood after the delivery but does he really want to venture down to the basement to get it?

As well as the gore, then is some seriously inappropriate humour which I really enjoyed. Without a doubt, my favourite character was Benny the Clown with his squeaky shoes. As he arrives on the children's ward where others are hiding...

"Benny the Clown had torn open the man's abdominal cavity, his claws cradling several loops of glistening intestines. But rather than gorging on them, the clown was stretching and pulling the bloody loops, twisting the organ into knots. Familiar knots.
'Is that...a flamingo?' asked the old woman."

LOL! I was laughing when I read that! Comedy and horror are great when put together well, like in Evil Dead 2, and that was one of the highlights in this book. It was so refreshing to read a book where the death toll gives 24 a run for it's money, where the plot is just a crazy bloodbath and where you are totally entertained from start to finish.

If you like gory horror with a few chuckles in it which is not to be taken seriously, and a B movie type plot, then Draculas is for you!


Read September 2015. 
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Top Ten Tuesday

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This week is Top Ten Debuts of 2017...well, I'm not greatly waiting on many books and I have no idea what debuts are out this year so it's time to do something different. As it is Vampire Week at The Book Cave, l wanted to do something fang related. So how about Top Ten Vampires you might not have read! 

1) F Paul Wilson-The Keep
A Jewish mythology expert is brought in to aid a Nazi unit whose people are being murdered at a remote castle in the mountains. Nazis, vampires and WWII setting? Intriguing!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/62571.The_Keep

2) Michael Rowe-Enter, Night
A sleepy old mining town is about to face a 300 year old vampire that has arisen. Regarded as old school vampire novel like Salems Lot.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/11515975-enter-night

3) John Steakley-Vampire$
This is the book that John Carpenters Vampires was based on and I loved that film so I'm certainly going to read this one!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/843588.Vampire_ 

4) Philip Henry-Vampire Dawn
I read the second book in the trilogy thinking it was standalone so want to read it in order now. Vampires battle against vampire hunters seeking to destroy them.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7130820-vampire-dawn

5) George RR Martin-Fevre Dream
A vampire in the steamboat era seeks to reunite his race with the humans.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/382450.Fevre_Dream 

6) Robert R McCammon-They Thirst
Legions of vampires start to slowly take over Los Angeles. My dad owned this but I never got round to reading it!  
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/462658.They_Thirst 

7) Tanya Huff-Smoke and Shadows
In a spin-off series from her Vicki Nelson books, Tony Foster teams up with Henry Fitzroy, vampire, to take on evil monsters. 
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/338121.Smoke_and_Shadows 

8) Catherine Jinks-The Reformed Vampire Support Group
Every Tuesday a vampire support group meets to discuss their issues until one is killed. Now the most useless vampires ever need to stay alive and solve the crime. 
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/5266733-the-reformed-vampire-support-group 

9) John G Hartness-A Hard Days Knight
Two somewhat hapless vampire detectives find themselves in a world of trouble during their latest case. I read and liked this but need to re-read so I can review it.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/17218099-hard-day-s-knight 

10) Jenna Maclaine-Wages of Sin
A woman pursued by a relentless vampire calls on the help of a group of warrior vampires to protect her. A historical setting but feels urban fantasy. 
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2658545-wages-of-sin