Chuckles Chuntering

I feel as if my holiday was a year ago! It's amazing how one week on, I feel as if I've never been away with the daily grind back in my life. We arrived back and found that in the week we were gone, front and back gardens were full of weeds that were never there before including huge stinging nettles two foot high! It looks like we haven't touched the garden in years! Now we need to get rid of all this lot before we can get started on the rest of the painting and garden work. Also we need a new garden shed as something has gnawed a big hole in the roof...a big mutant spider knowing my luck. We both feel a bit down about this garden setback that we weren't expecting but we just need to get on with it and deal with it.

I'm also nervous that after 18 months of the house next door being empty, we are going to have a new neighbour as the house has been sold. I'm really hoping that the person or persons are nice and quiet and don't have a rabble of children and noisy pets! I'll be up at the window all week in the hope of seeing who is moving in. My dad has met two of the various prospective buyers and hopes that one of them is the actual buyer. The first were two women in their twenties who both work full time, like quiet living, gardening and their cat is a house cat-he thought they were both really nice. I also like the sound of them. The other was a mother and two adult daughters and they seemed nice but we're unsure which would be the buyers. Fingers crossed that we get nice people and not neighbours from hell!

I've constructed a summer reading list which I am already making a start on today, perhaps starting with a shorter story or two. I really need a good summer of reading to catch up a bit as my Goodreads target is about 24 books behind schedule, which is pretty bad! I really do need to get some films watched and catch up on some new TV series and a lot of older ones that I haven't watched yet.

I've also been getting regular offers in comments on my blog to turn me into a vampire if I'm interested. Well, being immortal and not sleeping does have the advantage of giving me more time to read the massive TBR of books that I own so it is a somewhat attractive prospect and I guess I should be honoured to be chosen! I do hope that I can still eat regular food as a pure blood diet holds little appeal to me. Here is an example of the messages I've received.

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Anyone else had an interesting offer like this one???