Friday, 24 October 2014

Book Review: Pretty Little Liars by Sara Shepard


Alison, Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer were best friends, until Alison disappeared. Three years later, the remaining girls, now juniors at Rosewood Day, are leading separate, but charmed lives.

After living in Iceland, Aria returns home sophisticated and worldly. Emily is a champion swimmer, Hanna is the most popular girl in school, and Spencer's accomplishments make the average type-A valedictorian look like a slacker. But in Rosewood, appearances are deceiving, and when the girls start receiving mysterious texts signed by someone named A, the past threatens to ruin their perfect present. A claims to know all of their secrets—but who is A? How much does A really know? And what can four pretty little liars do to protect themselves from the truth?


My Review:
I basically picked this up because the trailer for the TV series looked interesting. And I'm quite glad I did because I liked it more than I expected to. Four former friends receive threatening messages which appear to be from Alison, their missing friend and the only one who knew all their secrets. Now those secrets are about to come out and lives are going to be destroyed.

I liked the main characters a lot. Emily is the good girl from the proper family who is struggling with her sexuality, and is the one who misses Alison the most. Aria makes a connection with a hot guy in town without realising that he is her new teacher, and struggles to hide her dad's dark secret from her mother. Hanna has transformed from the fat to fabulous girl who rules the school but has an eating disorder and a screwed up family. And my favourite was Spencer who feels unloved by her family and can't stop kissing her sister's boyfriends. The girls are no longer friends but are drawn back together by the texts. Not only does 'A' know their past secrets, she knows what new secrets each girl has.

There are interesting side characters too. We have Mona, Hanna's bitchy best friend, Maya, who is Emily's latest crush, jenna, whose life was ruined by something the girls did, and Wilden, the cop who is trying to find out the truth about Alison. This book also deals with a lot of issues that are important to teenagers and adults-sexuality, infidelity, eating disorders, stealing, coveting, sibling rivalry, illicit relationships, keeping secrets...There is so much going on in this book that I didn't mind the switching POV the way I usually would. I think that actually works really well in this plot.

This was an intriguing and fun read despite not being a genre I would normally read. The girls are well developed and have enough juicy secrets to keep the reader interested. There is also the fun of guessing who 'A' is. Is it the missing Alison who wants to make their lives miserable or someone pretending to be her? Who else could know all their secrets? What is The Jenna Thing that they are so scared will come out? Did someone see what happened to Jenna that night? What do the cops know? What really happened the night Alison vanished?

Naturally the answers do not all come in this book or that would spoil all the fun! I was pretty keen to move onto the next book to find out what happens next in the series, though it has taken a good year or so to get this review written from my notes and catch up in the series. And there is a lot of cool stuff to come and plenty twists...
 
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Book Review: The Last Werewolf by Glen Duncan


Jake Marlowe is the last werewolf. Now just over 200 years old, Jake has an insatiable appreciation for good scotch, books, and the pleasures of the flesh, with a voracious libido and a hunger for meat that drives him crazy each full moon. Although he is physically healthy, Jake has slipped into a deep existential crisis, considering taking his own life and ending a legend that has lived for thousands of years. But there are two dangerous groups--one new, one ancient--with reasons of their own for wanting Jake very much alive.

My Review:
Frankly, I didn't find much to like about this book and got bored with it several chapters in. The concept was different-a werewolf facing the end of his life and species deciding whether to let them kill him or face up to his attackers and fight to live. It could have been a good story-but it wasn't.

Firstly the main character. This is a whiny, annoying werewolf with a 'woe is me' attitude BEFORE he finds out that he has been marked for death. We then get subjected to his over dramatic, self obsessed suicidal moments before deciding he doesn't want to die. Frankly I can fully understand why people want to kill him. Lets be honest, none of the characters have depth or interest to them and the dialogue was not full of sparkling wit either. I found myself not giving a damn if everyone died.

It was long winded, over descriptive, boring and uninteresting to put it bluntly. It was page after page of description and miserable angst and I just wanted it all to go away. Had I been a smoker, it would have taken willpower not to turn my lighter to the pages. Yes I did hate it that much. It was very poor in the writing stakes and a lot of things about it left me annoyed and frustrated. Perhaps those who enjoy the 'classics' of literature will have a better time with this book as The Last Werewolf is obviously trying to appeal to that reader, not those who like a good character and plot based urban fantasy.

One of my pet peeves is when authors decide to swallow a dictionary and spout incomprehensible words and phrases at you to show how good their vocabulary is. And then they go on to dazzle you with strange, complicated descriptions when a few simple words would set the scene in a better way. ie instead of telling us the street is quiet or there are no cars, we get this wowser. "Vehicular traffic was poignantly stupified" Just stop with the fancy showing off and tell the darn story. And it gets worse from there as other readers have pointed out in their reviews. It is written with that smug tone that says that the author is clever and the reader is not. Whether that is the intention of authors who write this way is something that can be debated, but if you give that impression of smug superiority, the readers will not engage.

It is full of sexual scenes and references, and bad language and it adds nothing to the book. I don't care for spending a whole book with the whiny werewolf humping everything that moves and trying to use explicit language and scenes for shock value or whatever the purpose was. It just bored me and I skimmed over it in the vain hope for a small improvement. Vain hope indeed.

This was just a really bad reading experience and I can't find anything positive to say about it. 
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Chuckles Hates #1: Europe


OK I'm angry this morning, really angry. I'm sick and tired of Europe telling us what we can and can't do in our own
country, leeching more money out of us every time they feel like it. It really is time for the EU referendum that the Conservatives are talking about and UKIP are demanding.

I've always been against political union with other European Nations as it takes power away from individual countries. Don't tell me that some guy in Brussels has a better understanding of what we need than the government we elected. I voted for a UK party to run UK affairs but we can't get ANYTHING done because Europe always interferes. First it was stupid things like telling us that our bananas were the wrong shape.We all found that pretty funny at the time but we're not laughing now. The only saving grace for the UK is that Gordon Brown fought hard to keep us out of the Euro when Tony Blair wanted us in, and for that I thank him or who knows what mess we'd be in.

I have voted Labour at all but the last general election but I am furious with what they have signed us up to. All the red tape that stops the current government from saying no to Europe can pretty much be traced back to Labour. 

-Europe tells us which UK criminals we can lock up and who has to be released. 
-Europe tells us that we cannot deport convicted foreign criminals back to their countries.
-Europe tells us that we have to allow unlimited migration into our country despite our services and resources being stretched to breaking point.
-Europe tells us we must let prisoners have the vote.
-Europe tells us that we must pay state benefits to jobless migrants who come here for handouts.
-Europe tells us we are not allowed to fish at certain times for certain fish in our own waters yet let Spanish fishermen take it all.
-Europe tells us that migrants working here should be given money from us to pay for their children who aren't even in this country!
-Europe tells us that terrorists and criminals have the right to stay here under the Human Rights Law if they own a pet.

Now immigration is a thorny issue in the UK. If you say you are concerned about it, you are branded a racist which really pisses me off. It is not racist to want limits on the number of people coming here. I have no issue with migrant workers coming here to fill jobs that UK workers are not taking. It makes economic sense. But we should not be forced to take unemployed people from all over Europe and pay them benefits. We should not be paying for their kids back in another country, kids who will never set foot in the UK. It is not racist to worry about class sizes, lack of affordable housing, etc because we have too many people for the available services. It is not racist to want British citizens to have the first chance of housing, school places and jobs. It is our country after all! But Europe don't care about that, quoting freedom of movement. Sure, people are welcome to visit or work in our country but the unemployed from these countries should be paid for by THEIR government, not ours!!!

Europe told the UK that our plans to rescue our economy from recession would never work. They were proved wrong so now they tell us that since we are doing better, we should pay 1.7 billion MORE to them by December 1st! How is that fair? It is the UK people who had to suffer under austerity for the economy to recover and now we get a huge bill for our troubles. And how did this 1.7 billion(or 2.1 billion euro) bill come about? They include profits from drugs and prostitution in this country! No, I'm not kidding! The people of the UK and the UK government get NO MONEY from crime yet because crime is supposedly booming in our country, we need to pay more to Europe? It's bloody barmy and it needs to stop. Check out this article if you don't believe me!

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/oct/23/uk-european-commission-eu-budget-contribution

It is time for the EU referendum which will give us the chance to get control of our own affairs again. It is time for the UK government to run this country, not Europe.

Thursday, 23 October 2014

Book Review: Jenny Pox by JL Bryan



Eighteen-year-old Jenny Morton has a horrific secret: her touch spreads a deadly supernatural plague, the "Jenny pox." She lives by a single rule: Never touch anyone. A lifetime of avoiding any physical contact with others has made her isolated and painfully lonely in her small rural town.

Then she meets the one boy she can touch. Jenny feels herself falling for Seth...but if she's going to be with him, Jenny must learn to use the deadly pox inside her to confront his ruthless and manipulative girlfriend Ashleigh, who secretly wields the most dangerous power of all.

Not recommended for readers under eighteen.


My Review:
This book has been sitting on my Kobo for ages. In fact, it was one of the first books I uploaded to the Kobo when I got it. I figured it was time to get it read. But the problem with these books lying around on the ereader is that I was in my YA paranormal phase when I picked them all and now I don't read much of those types of books. I got a bit tired of love triangles, uberbitches and insta-love.

So lets start as always with the good. Jenny is a decent MC and you feel sympathy for her situation. She can maim and kill by touching people so she keeps distant from everyone at school to protect them from her curse. One day she gets bullied and touches a girl in front of witnesses who see the ugly welts she causes, earning her the nickname Jenny Pox. Jenny struggles to hug her dad or even befriend a dog in case she kills by accident. I liked her and I liked the 'pox' storyline, which was a bit different but I thought having the cliche story of the MC being bullied by the beautiful school uberbitch did spoil the plot, turning something new into something we'd seen a hundred times before. It's something that does get on my nerves in YA books. And the bitches were just evil in this case with no redeeming qualities.

I finally started to lose interest when the inevitable romance element was being introduced. I know that teen romance is going to feature heavily in most YA/NA paranormal after the success of Twilight, but I'm just getting a bit bored by that type of book all the time. Jenny needs a friend so having someone who has a similar type of ability was good, but seriously, guys and girls can be friends without a love element! It might be nice to see that for a change! Seth, as a character was a bit bland and boring, even when he is playing hero for Jenny and I never really felt a chemistry or anything between them. The romance felt there for the sake of it instead of natural. Most of the other characters I just didn't like.

I have read in reviews on Goodreads that graphic sex and drug taking are also in the book but to be honest, I didn't really get that far into the story so I can't comment. This book was marketed to me as being YA, it is highly listed on Goodreads as YA yet I just noticed as I write this review that it carries an 18 restriction-so I guess it isn't meant to be YA at all. Huh. It just wasn't going to be my kind of book anyway.

So I should say, not recommended for those under 18 due to adult content in places. 
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Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Book Blitz: Hunters by Aoife Marie Sheridan


Hunters by Aoife Marie Sheridan
(Demon Series #1)
Publication date: October 1st 2014
Genres: New Adult, Paranormal

Synopsis:
Abigail is nineteen. Her job, she hunts demons.
Her life so far has been tough. Having witnessed her family’s death and her mother’s suicide, she’s been taken in by a priest, who believes her when she says that she sees ghosts. Father Peter trains her as a demon hunter with three other members, one being Daniel, who isn’t what he seems.
But when a possession goes wrong, and ghosts start to attack Abigail, the tight rope she has on her emotions soon starts to loosen. Abigail draws the unwanted attention of the Reote, and she finds out a lot more than she was willing to learn.
Knowledge is power, but for Abigail, it’s her undoing, and the only thing keeping her together is Daniel.


Purchase:
Will be 99c from October 20-27!!


AUTHOR BIO:
Aoife Marie Sheridan has loved reading from a very young age, starting off with mills and boon's books, given to by her grandmother her love for romances grew, by the age of 14 she had read hundreds of them.

Aoife had a passion for writing poetry or in her eyes her journal entries. It was something she did throughout her teens and into her twenties. Aoife won first place for two of her poems and had them published at a young age of just nineteen. Realising she needed to get a real job (What writing isn't) she studied accountancy and qualified working in that field for many years, until her passion for reading returned and she found Maria V Snyder. Poison study one of her favourite books has been read and re-read countless times.

Aoife's first book Eden Forest (Part one of the Saskia Trilogy) came to be after a dream of a man and woman on a black horse jumping through a wall of fire and the idea of Saskia was born. Now with her first novel published and taking first place for Eden Forest with Writers Got Talent 2013, Aoife continues to write tales of fantasy and is currently working on her third book for the Saskia Trilogy amongst other new works. 


To contact Aoife you can email her at aoifesheridan101@gmail.com 

Author links:
 
Question: What have you published recently?
Recently I have published Hunters. Demon Series Part one. It will be released on the 1st of October.

Question: What is a typical day like for you as a writer?
Well I work so I don’t have a lot of time to write. My writing goes something like this. If I have a spare moment – grab a pen, the house is empty – type. Quiet at work – get a notepad, ect. Just any moment I can find to write, I will. But I never suffer with writer’s block, when I finally get to write I know exactly what I want to say.

Question: What types of writing do you do?
Mostly Paranormal/Fantasy but I would love to do a contemporary romance, maybe one day.

Question: What are your favorite characters that you have created? Tell us about them
I just love Cathy. She is part of Abigail’s group. Her story and background are very sad but it gives her a flair. Cathy can be nasty or overly self-confident but she does all this to hide her insecurities her full story comes to light in Book Two (Hunted). But she was fun to write.

Secondly of course is Abigail. She was a very complex character to write. She’s an alcoholic so I had to do a bit of research on this. Also her trauma of seeing her family die has damaged her. She’s fuelled with anger, guilt and self-doubt constantly. We don’t see Abigail in a happy light until we reach Book two (Hunted). We see a more mellow side to her. Over all it was a challenge to write her, but I enjoyed it.

Question: What music do you listen to, while writing?
I have a playlist for hunters. I listened to all these songs on repeat.
1. Another Love By Tom Odell

2. Seven Nation Army By White Stripes

3. Swedish House Mafia (Club scene)

4.Watchtower Delvin Feat - Ed Sheeran

5. Clown by Emeli Sande

6.Runaway By Linkin Park

7. In the End By Linkin Park

8. Talk By Kodaline

Question: What do you eat while writing?
I am not as bad as I use to be, so I don’t really eat, (THAT IS WHILE WRITING) normally my downfall is caffeine.

Five for Fun:
What is your favourite non-alcoholic drink? Coffee.
What is your favourite cartoon character? I love the little girl from Despicable me.
What is your favourite movie of all time? War of the Worlds.
What TV shows do you like to watch? Games of Thrones.
What do you like to do for fun or just to relax? Read, Watch movies or go out for meals.

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