Wednesday, 13 June 2018

Chuckles Mini Reviews Catch Up


I review everything I read, on my blog and on Goodreads. Most reviews are of a decent length but sometimes you don't have much to say about the book because of its length or you DNFed it or various other reasons. In cases like that it makes sense to write a few mini reviews in one post and clear them out your way! So lets catch up with reviews from earlier this year.

1) JA Cipriano-Heart Of Gold
My name is Frank Butcher. I never expected to get blown up by anti-magic zealots. Yeah, I said magic. I didn't know it was a thing either. Now, an ancient artifact is the only thing keeping me alive, and to make matters worse, that artifact is what those cultists wanted. The cultists have offered me a trade. Come to them or they start killing kids 

Frank is a self confessed under achiever, who slacks in his job, is lazy, arrogant, no discipline, rude, vain, macho idiot. He thinks women are to be rescued even when she obviously knows better than him how to defend herself. He continually reminds the reader of how hot he is as if that in some way makes me like him, which I didn't. He was obnoxious, demanding answers from those who saved him in the explosion yet interrupting every time they tried to talk to him, and bitching non stop. After a couple of chapters I'd had enough of this idiot so I can't say much about the story. If I hate the MC this much it is a DNF. 1 star.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/35638328-heart-of-gold

2) JA Cipriano-Cursed 
My name is Mac Brennan and that's the only thing I can remember about myself. Not why I woke up in a dumpster. Not why my right arm is as black as pitch and covered in glowing red tattoos. I know why the death cult is after me. It's because I saved that damned girl from them. Still, I can tell she's hiding something behind those devilish eyes, and if I want to find out what it is, I'll have to help her. My name is Mac Brennan. I have no memory, and I'm a werewolf-hunting, hellfire-flinging version of Faust himself. 

I couldn't get into this one though at least the MC wasn't a total arse this time. Mac was ok if not greatly exciting from a character developing point of view. The plot moves slowly, focusing on his lack of memory and interactions with the girl he saves. This girl was not a great character. She does the dumb bit in letting this strange guy into her home, then freaks out when she realises he is not what he seems-duh-then spends the rest of her time needing rescued by the big hero. I didn't find it very exciting and for me personally it dragged and I lost interest in it. 
2 stars.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/28962823-cursed 

3) JA Cipriano-Pound Of Flesh 
My name is Roy Morgan, and I’m not your average Atlanta cop. Most of them don’t have to kill people to stay alive. I do. It’s a half-demon thing. I’m half-warlock too. I had this dumb idea to stop a robbery and have myself a snack. Turns out these weren’t your run of the mill robbers. No, these were demonic slavers, there to capture the district attorney and sell her off to the highest bidding demon in Hell. Now if I want to stop them, I’m going to have to fight my way through a city full of hellfire-flinging, gun-toting, spell-weaving demons.  
This was the better one out of all the ones I tried by the author. Roy was a better hero but he insisted on talking about how gorgeous he is which seems to be an annoying obsession with this author. His sexist comments are a bit off-putting though. The highlights in this book are his snarky imp sidekick Gary and fairy slut Isa, and I also liked Ester the witch. Renee is a better female character this time but she makes typically dumb decisions and of course has to be rescued by a heroic man, another thing common in this author's books. It was a decent story with a good amount of action and humour. I'm not sure I'd read on with the series as I have so many other books to read.
3 stars.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/32787078-pound-of-flesh 

Can't Wait Wednesday-Cabin At The End of the World


Can't Wait Wednesday is a weekly meme hosted at http://www.wishfulendings.com/ to spotlight and discuss books we're excited about but haven't read, which may not even be released yet. 

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Seven-year-old Wen and her parents, Eric and Andrew, are vacationing at a remote cabin on a quiet New Hampshire lake. Their closest neighbors are more than two miles in either direction along a rutted dirt road.

One afternoon, as Wen catches grasshoppers in the front yard, a stranger unexpectedly appears in the driveway. Leonard is the largest man Wen has ever seen but he is young, friendly, and he wins her over almost instantly. Leonard and Wen talk and play until Leonard abruptly apologizes and tells Wen, "None of what’s going to happen is your fault". Three more strangers then arrive at the cabin carrying unidentifiable, menacing objects. As Wen sprints inside to warn her parents, Leonard calls out: "Your dads won’t want to let us in, Wen. But they have to. We need your help to save the world."

Thus begins an unbearably tense, gripping tale of paranoia, sacrifice, apocalypse, and survival that escalates to a shattering conclusion, one in which the fate of a loving family and quite possibly all of humanity are entwined. 


OK how good does this one sound? I like the diversity of a girl with her two dads for a change, the end of the world sounding plot...and I hope it is this cover they use rather than the dull boring one I've seen. This book is released on June 26th.

Tuesday, 12 June 2018

Chuckles Chat #68 Scenarios We Love And Hate In YA/NA

Welcome to Chuckles Chat where great blogging minds unite to discuss the topics of the day mainly in the book and blogging world. I'll be sharing my thoughts on a topic and then inviting you all to share your thoughts. It's ok to disagree but PLEASE be respectful of each other's views! All of the comments on my blog are moderated and offensive posts ie racist, bigoted will not be published! 

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Over the coming weeks I'm looking at our book buying life. By this what I mean is, what are the scenarios in a book blurb that make us really want to pick up that book and start reading? What do we love about the genre and what puts us off?

This week I'm looking at YA and NA. As a kid I couldn't get enough of 'teen' books like Sweet Dreams, Cheerleaders and Sweet Valley High but after I got into horror I was only interested in adult books. That changed after I joined Goodreads and I found YA paranormal and dystopia. I was of the opinion, and still am, that a good YA book can appeal to adults and that there is nothing wrong with adults reading YA. I don't care what book snobs say as reading is about enjoyment and we should read what we enjoy, regardless of who the books are aimed at. I was reading a lot of these books through 2012 and 2013. Getting involved in promoting Indie books led me to a great selection of authors like David Estes, DelSheree Gladden, Melissa Eskue Ousley, RJ Clayton, Suzy Turner, and I very much enjoyed these books.

Twilight in some ways was the game changer in my relationship with YA. I read Twilight mainly because I love vampires and I wanted to see what the hype was about. I admit that I found it very slow with all of Bella's settling in and various classroom encounters with Edward. In fact I almost DNFed it. I promised myself if the next chapter wasn't better, I'd stop. Luckily for the book, the next chapter was Edward saving Bella's life and I finally got into the book. I did like reading the rest of the series but again, the start of book two was very slow. I don't have any doubt that if I was reading the series now, I'd have DNFed book one having lost patience with how slow it was. It was the dreadful love triangle in this series that really annoyed me and I wanted Bella to grow a spine and tell Jacob to back off. After the success of this series, suddenly every YA book seemed to have the same formula of girl meets mysterious guy, instaluv soulmate connection, love triangle angst and resolution. I was getting tired of these tropes and it did seem that for every ten I read only one was being read right through.

By 2015 I started to discover that modern horror was no longer as long and descriptive as Stephen King. Now there were fast paced zombie books that took your breath away, creature feature books with high body counts and gore that were 200 pages long and exciting apocalypse books that kept you on the edge of your seat. The appeal of slow teen angst romances getting in the way of apocalypse or paranormal plots was waning fast for me. I pretty much stopped reading that kind of thing in 2015 and switched to what I read now.

Do I still read YA? Rarely would be the honest answer. I avoid the scenarios that had started to annoy me-the new girl at school bullied by bitchy cheerleaders, plain girl attracts hottest guy, love triangles, the love-hate relationships, instaluv, whiny females, boy obsessed girls, nasty jocks, sad orphan develops superpowers, slow beginnings, over descriptive waffle, girls love guy who treats her like crud.....you know the things I'm talking about. For a while I just avoided everything that even sounded like YA! I decided to dust off the uncompleted YA/NA series I hadn't finished and get them looked at and sent to charity shops. It was reading the rest of DelSheree Gladden's 'Something Wicked This Way Comes' series that reminded me how good some YA books could be. I started trying to select the odd few that sounded like they didn't have the tropes I hated. Gradually I did find things by the likes of Elizabeth Briggs, Simone Pond, and SM Wilson that I could enjoy again. 

I now have a small pile of YA that I at least like the sound of again and hopefully some will be good. I am certainly more selective about which ones I'll read. I want to read more things like The Hunger Games and The Extinction Trials. I like YA characters like those in Future Shock and Hidden Sight who are mature and non whiny. I don't feel the need to avoid the genre totally, just be more selective about what I read. I won't always make the right choices but my chances are better. This way, I'm not going to miss out on the best the genre has to offer and hopefully I can avoid the worst.

Do you read a lot of YA? What scenarios do you love about YA? Which tropes do you hate? Which authors avoid those tropes that you'd recommend on the horror, paranormal and apocalypse side of things? Which good YA have you read recently?

Top Ten Tuesday DNF

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together.  http://www.thatartsyreadergirl.com/top-ten-tuesday/

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Finally a topic of interest that I can do! I know this was last week's topic but I was offline all week so I'll do it this week instead of the travel one. I'm doing 10 books I thought I was going to love but DNFed them instead.

1) Gary A Braunbeck-Mr Hands
I went into this thinking Mr Hands from the creepy cover was carving people up but he doesn't appear until the last third! It was dull and was obsessed with the previous lives of several characters and no creepy demon thing to be seen! I was very disappointed by this.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/19141.Mr_Hands 

2) Rachel Caine-Ill Wind
I loved the sound of a government agency controlling the weather to save lives but this was really dull. The MC was bland and useless, spent most of her time driving around avoiding clouds and complaining. Really disappointing AND chaper one had 99 pages!!!
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3239978-ill-wind 

3) Kathleen Collins-Realm Walker
The MC drove me mad. You'd think a woman who relocates dangerous creatures wouldn't still be pining 7 years after being dumped and have more spine than to swoon over his return. Don't forget the dreadful love triangle. Her job sounded interesting but she wasn't.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18245421-realm-walker

4) Suzannah Dunn-The Queen's Sorrow
This was meant to be the unhappy life of Queen Mary but instead it is mostly the moaning and whinging of  imaginery courtier Rafael and his adventures in London. He barely saw the Queen in what I read. I expected so much more from this book.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3000453-the-queen-s-sorrow 

5) Wendy J Dunn-Dear Heart How Like You This?
I was excited by a book about Sir Thomas Wyatt but I hated that it was written in the flowery old language, declarations of love every three lines, switching from Anne to Anna in the same line and very over descriptive to the point of boredom.
https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/197696722 

6) Devon C Ford-Survival
I was excited about a UK apocalypse book but the two main characters insisted on talking to each other like the British airmen in Allo Allo and it drove me mad. Spiffing, chin chin old boy and really annoying stuff like that. DNFed after a couple of chapters.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/29952995-survival 

7) Andrew Fukuda-The Hunt
Gene is a human surviving in a vampire world by pretending to be one-until he is chosen for a game where humans are hunted. This sounded so good but the actual hunt starts right at the end of the book and the rest are his rituals and going to vampire training camp. Not great.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/12296595-the-hunt 

8) Michael Grant-Gone
I liked the idea of this book with adults suddenly vanishing but there was too much racism and bullying, long spells where nothing much happened and the book was just too long and overpadded. Very repetitive as well.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6473592-gone 

9) Joe Hill-Horns
I really enjoyed the present scenes where Ig was making people do funny stuff and if that was the whole plot I might have loved it. But I hated the boring childhood flashbacks that padded out the book and that switched off my interest. I'll try the film though.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/7222262-horns

10) Dan Hodges-One Minute To Ten
This claimed to be a look at the three UK political party leaders on election night but it wasn't-it was an unfunny parody of what they might be thinking and doing with made up flashbacks. It was an utter waste of time and money.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/27209435-one-minute-to-ten

Monday, 11 June 2018

Around The Blogs With Chuckles


We all enjoy snooping and lurking on other people's blogs right? Why not share those entertaining things you found with other readers and bloggers too! Welcome to Around the Blogs with Chuckles, where I take time out to show you some of my favourite blog posts from the previous seven days and link you up so you can check them out. 

I've been offline for about 10 days so today my ATBWC will cover that time period. Enjoy!
 
1) Book Review-Undead Girl Gang by Lily Anderson  
Barb looks at a quirky mystery with horror and snark elements. 
 
2) Book Review-The Coffin Maker by Breeann Allison 
Barb looks at a cozy mysery wrapped in horror.
 
3) Book Review-Brand New Friend by Kate Vane 
Stephanie looks at an part 80's setting mystery.
 
4) Blog Tours 
Nikki looks at blog tours and why they don't interest her.
 
5) Book Review-Shadow Games by JZ Foster
Bark looks at dark urban fiction.
 
6) Book Review-The Hollow Tree by James Brogden 
Mogsy looks at paranormal horror.