Thursday, 24 April 2014

Cover Reveal: Coral and Bone by Tiffany Daune


Coral & Bone by Tiffany Daune
Publication date: July 7th 2014
Genres: Paranormal, Young Adult

Synopsis:

Halen knows the sparks igniting under her fingertips are dangerous. She has spent her entire life trying to quell the tingly feelings that make her destroy things, but now that she is back in Rockaway Beach, where she watched her father drown, the flames have become impossible to tame.Halen is trying to hold on, but when she is thrust into a mysterious new world, the underwater realm of Elosia, she unravels the secrets of her past, and can’t help but ignite. As she explores Elosia, she realizes her life has been a lie. And when those who have deceived her come to her for help, Halen must choose—walk away or unleash the magick that could destroy them all.


AUTHOR BIO
Tiffany Daune doesn’t get why people want to grow up, or why anyone would ever stop eating candy. Her purse is filled with books, lip gloss and a few pieces of Lego bricks. She writes best with a dish of chocolate chips on hand, and finds licorice makes a better straw than plastic.

She lives on an island and believes mermaids may be raiding her candy stash, though she hasn’t caught them, yet.

Author Links:
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6904400.Tiffany_Daune

Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Book Review: Advice by Clyde by Amber Lynn(Nyx Slaughter #5.5)

This is a novelette from the world of Nyx Slaughter. It is told from the perspective of her faithful and reliable Hellhound, Clyde. Join Clyde as he goes about his day in an apartment full of vampires and werewolves. It is meant as a thank you to those who have read the other books in the series and want a little extra Clyde. It can be read by itself, but it is just a normal day in the life of Clyde when he isn't following Nyx on a case.

My Review:
First of all I must say that I haven't read anything else in this series. I tried this book because it was free to see if I liked the writing enough to give it a go and the answer was yes. I have since bought book 1 in the series which is Night Calls.

Clyde is a Hellhound who can talk to his mistress, Nyx, who lives in a house with an assortment of werewolves and humans. He spends his spare time writing an internet advice column and having sexual relations with stuffed animal toys.

"I hope they didn't find out about me humping a fluffy stuffed duck I found lying around the other day. It was just the right firmness to...well you get the idea."

Clyde is not your patient, kindly, compassionate agony aunt and his advice to his followers is to the point and illegal in most cases-and pretty funny. Now he may be about to lose his internet access, and his mistress seems pretty mad at him all the time.

"She must've found out about the duck. I tried to hide the dang thing."

It's a hard life for Clyde, living with someone who hates him, unable to communicate with those around him and getting bored. Only the internet gives him a sense of purpose.

"I have to say the Internet is one of the best things ever created besides maybe the cow."

This book is pretty funny and it is impossible not to love this intelligent hellhound as he talks to us about his typical day. I think he appears in the later books in the series and seems popular among those who follow the series. Based on this I certainly want to give the series a try.


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At night is where I am at my best. I prowl the shadows looking for my targets. If you find yourself on my list, you are the scum of the earth and I am here to end your life. Don't worry, I will try to make it as quick as possible.

I work for the paranorm governing body, otherwise known as the Grand Collective. I have lived within their midst my entire life. I am not like them, though. I am just human. It has made my life a little difficult, but I have made it to the top of their team of assassins.

My life is about to turn upside down. Do you want to join me for my new adventure? Who am I, you ask? That's simple, most people call me Slaughter, but you can call me Nyx.

Crap Companies #1: harrassed by LinkedIn


I have finally had enough of LinkedIn and their email harrassment of me so I am telling my followers all about it. It started last year when I became friends with a lot of authors and one asked me to connect with her on LinkedIn. I'm not a member of the site and really had no interest in joining so I declined the invitation, told her this and deleted the email. Over the next couple of months I received a pile of reminders from LinkedIn that I hadn't accepted the invitation and that it was waiting for my response. Grrr.

Under this text was a box marked UNSUBSCRIBE next to a message which says 'You are receiving Reminder emails for pending invitations'. So I clicked on unsubscribe and was told that I had been unsubscribed from these messages-followed by being diverted onto their home page with a big sign up message. Oh get lost LinkedIn!!! I should have known that this wasn't the end of it. Over the coming months I received countless more invitations from authors I knew and reminders about invites I had already unsubscibed from. It is irritating and frustrating.

2014 has been a total nightmare. Some of you will know that in January my mum was diagnosed with stomach cancer and started chemotherapy shortly afterwards. As you can imagine, her health and looking after my father have been my priorities and sometimes I barely have time to get online because of countless hospital and doctor visits and sheer exhaustion. So the last thing I needed was this crap from LinkedIn starting up again. Now I'm going to show you what it has been like trying to get these junk mails stopped. Since January I have tried to unsubscribe from this crap 16 times. I was irate and fuming and then the next invite came. Here is the story.

APRIL 17th
Invitation received from someone who wants to connect on LinkedIn. I was asked to confirm that I knew the person in question. I ignored the request and pressed UNSUBSCIBE again. I decided to complain to the LinkedIn customer services about the emails. Here is my email:

I am sick to death of continually unsubscribing from these junk emails that you keep sending me, inviting me to join you. I AM NOT INTERESTED. I keep receiving invites from the accounts of the same friends so obviously you are not really unsubscribing me. If I receive one more message from your company I will take legal advice for harrassment. Got it? 

APRIL 18th 
LinkedIn replied with this message:

As you requested, I've added (my email) to our "do not contact" list. That means you'll no longer receive any emails from LinkedIn or our members at that address. If you change your mind, just let us know.

APRIL 20th
I read that email and felt happy that it was being sorted now. Today my mum was taken back into hospital so I didn't need any extra hassle.

APRIL 21st
Another invite arrived from LinkedIn. I could not believe it and I was furious. Here is my email to Customer Services.

Perhaps you could explain why I got another invite from your site today???  What part of NO are you people not getting? Obviously you have no interest in respecting my wishes so I will now be taking this matter further. This is harrassment and I WILL NOT stand for it. 

APRIL 21st
Reply from LinkedIn Customer services. This was a beauty.
Thanks for your reply.

  

Have you received the email to (my email)
No. I received it by bloody smoke signals-What a stupid bloody question. That was the whole point of my complaint to them! Arriving home from a day at the hospital to be greeted with that set me off on one.
 

APRIL 22ND
My email to them
You already have my email address. You already told me that no further messages would be sent to the named email address as it was on a do not contact list. Obviously this was not true. I am now complaining(again and again) of further emails sent to email address. My email is (my email) and I want your company to leave me alone. How hard can that be when I'm not even a member of your community???  

APRIL 22ND
Their reply to me. 
 

Would you mind sending me a screenshot of the mail you received? Here's a link with instructions on how to create a screenshot if you need it: https://help.linkedin.com/app/answers/global/id/223/ft/eng/track/AvOiego7Dv8W~XPvGuQW~yZJrOcq2C75Mv8q~zj~PP~j .
Also, please send me a screenshot of the Internet header from the message in question. Here's what an Internet header is and how to get it from an email: https://help.linkedin.com/app/answers/global/id/11581/ft/eng/track/AvOiego7Dv8W~XPvGuQW~yZJrOcq2C75Mv8q~zj~PP~j .
Lynn, once I get this information, I'll look at it right away!
APRIL 23RD
OMG. Can you believe that email??? How frigging hard is it to stop sending emails and invites to one poxy email address??? Why should I have to spend all day making up stupid documents to them so they can see an email that I shouldn't have received??? JUST STOP SENDING THE DAMN THINGS!!!  My level of irate was through the roof when I fired off an email an hour ago.
My reply.
Look, I'm getting really tired of spending my time trying to stop these junk emails. It's taking up my valuable time on a daily basis and I've had enough. Now I'm being asked to spend more time making screenshots and documents to show you the problem? Here is the problem. Your company keep sending me invites. I don't want them EVER. The messages are coming from you to my email. Just stop it happening!!! How difficult can that be? My mum is seriously ill with cancer and after spending all day or night attending to her needs, I don't have the time or energy for this rubbish.

The invitations are coming from invitations@linkedin.com

This was the last email header and message.
(author's name) invitation is awaiting your response
(author's name) would like to connect on LinkedIn. How would you like to respond?

I am tired and stressed and frustrated and your company is making it worse. This week I am going to speak to my MP to get action taken against your company. 
APRIL 23RD, one minute later a reply was sent. 

I truly apologize for this inconvenience. I have cross checked the email address and I have added it to the list.


Please let me know if you receive any more invitations.


Your Mom will get well soon, please do not worry.

Lynn, I look forward to hearing your response in order to further assist you

CURRENT STATUS:
Do I believe that this is sorted now? No of course I don't. The fact that I am to contact her if I receive any more invites does not fill me with confidence. I have spent the last two hours dealing with this and getting my blog post ready. I have the headache from hell. My grumpy levels are sky high. We have been dealing with sales and marketing phone calls on a daily basis as well(despite being on a phone preference list) so my temper is at an all time sizzling level. 
So to all the authors out there who know me. DON'T send me an invite to LinkedIn or I may have to rip your throats out...
No doubt the story will continue.
 

Monday, 21 April 2014

Book Blitz: Five Out of the Pit by Holli Anderson


Five Out of the Pit by Holli Anderson
(Five #2)
Published by: Curiosity Quills Press
Publication date: March 31st 2014
Genres: Paranormal, Young Adult

Synopsis:
The Five find their way to Moab, Utah where, before they’re even settled in, evil finds them.

As Paige fights to keep from succumbing to the pull of an Incubus that has her marked as his next conquest, Johnathan seeks to find a way to rid her of a curse she willingly accepted in order to save him.

A surprising revelation initiates a long-awaited, yet unexpected, reunion for Alec who discovers a new magical talent he possesses.

The FIVE, along with their mentor, Joe, must figure out what was meant by the last words of a Demon as it was sent back to the Netherworld—a promise of Gathering darkness—and stop the evil before it’s unleashed on the small town of Moab. And, the world.
 
He was big. He towered over me by at least a foot. A piece of greasy hair fell over his eyes as he lunged for me at the same time as I grabbed for my summoning necklace—that wasn’t there. I’d left it on the bathroom counter. I wasn’t prepared as he tackled me to the ground. I landed hard, with the grease ball on top of me. My breath came whooshing out and the pressure in my chest incapacitated me. I couldn’t breathe. Panic overtook me for a moment before I realized the breath had just been knocked out of me and my respirations would return shortly. The Big Greasy Giant laying atop me didn’t help the breathing problem.

As I lay there in the dirt, a rock jutting into my back below my backpack, I worked hard to inhale. I turned my head toward Halli. I wasn’t sure what had happened to her, I just saw two of the men crouched over her limp body, blood flowing from a large cut on her forehead. I struggled to push my assailant off me. He held me down while another of the goons grabbed my arms. Grease Ball put his face right up to mine and said, “Stay put little lady . . . or don’t. ‘S always more fun if ya don’t. Don’t even think about usin’ yer voodoo on me. One little spark and yer friend over there gets her throat slit.”
 


AUTHOR BIO
Holli Anderson has a Bachelor’s Degree in Nursing—which has nothing to do with writing, except maybe by adding some pretty descriptive injury and vomit scenes to her books. She discovered her joy of writing during a very trying period in her life when escaping into make-believe saved her. She enjoys reading any book she gets her hands on, but has a particular love for anything fantasy.

Along with her husband, Steve, and their four sons, she lives in Grantsville, Utah—the same small town in which she grew up.

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Saturday, 19 April 2014

Stacking the Shelves #32


Stacking the Shelves is a meme hosted by Tynga’s Reviews
Stacking The Shelves is all about sharing the books you are adding to your shelves, may it be physical or virtual. This means you can include books you buy in physical store or online, books you borrow from friends or the library, review books, gifts and of course ebooks!
      
So much for the quiet week of reading that I had planned...it has turned into another week of chaos with my mum not being very well after her chemotherapy last week. And to cap it off last night, the 16 year old next door decided to have one of her famous drinking parties. What is it with kids that they have to SCREAM every conversation instead of just talking??? One guy was certainly on drugs, the way he was wandering around staring at the moon like an idiot-or maybe he was a werewolf? Hmmm. Hard to tell really. By 1am the party showed no signs of slowing down and I tried to sleep wearing my dad's ear defenders which crippled my neck and made sleep impossible. So I'm very tired and grumpy this morning. What I wouldn't give to have the chance to move away from that lot and get some peace and quiet for the first time in about 10 years. *mutters darkly*
 
Stop by My Monday Musings to see what I read this week and my plans for next week. At the bottom of this post you'll find all the places where I lurk! Over the next few days I'll be visiting blogs to say hi!

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