Monday, 29 October 2018

Spooky Book Tag


I saw this tag at Barb's blog http://bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2018/10/spooky-book-tag.html and it looked fun. I have no information on who created it. 
 

Corn Maze-What book had you lost and confused from the very beginning?
This was one of the worst books I started and by the time I DNFed it I couldn't remember one thing of note about it.


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Haunted House-What book has the creepiest setting?
This is hard as I read books set in jungles, caves, castles, mines, theme parks, deadly islands, cabins in the woods, isolated tents...but I think I need to go for this one!


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Ghost Boyfriend-Who is your eternal ghost boyfriend?
I don't do normal book boyfriends so a ghost version seems kind of dumb to me. Instead I'm naming a book character I'd like to hang out with. If Tyrion Lannister lived in our world and read books on history, politics, modern novels AND had Westeros stories, then I'd love to hang out in the pub with him and chat!


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Caramel Apple Suckers-The best dang Halloween book ever.
I don't read specific Halloween setting books, just all year round horror. My favourite ever horror book is this one.


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Vampires In Everything-What is your least favourite Halloween trope?
I like vampires but decent plots seem to the same thing appearing-the male or female vampire, seduces, kidnaps, enslaves unwilling human and love follows soon after. It's just a bit boring to waste vampires as sexy and lovelorn and a bit pathetic! Vampires should be like in this book!


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Pumpkins in Everything-Your favourite Halloween trope?
My favourite things are creature features or slasher style plots. Love them!


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Evil Incarnate-The most evil villian?
There are a lot of good bad guys and girls in books so it's difficult but I'm going with Pennywise from IT. It kills children and adults, corrupts an entire town, and changes into any monster or creature that you fear to really scare you. They all float...


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Ouija Board-A book that messes with things you don't want to be involved in.
I've read all kinds of gory and depraved books with varying kinds of torture but none of it generally bothers me. However, the use of toilet functions as torture/sexual activity makes me feel physically sick and I can't go near that or humans having sex with animals. This book had all of that. I did finish it because it was funny in places but I couldn't go near that kind of content again.   


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Full Moon-What character do you turn into during the full moon?
When I get into one of my moods at any time of the year I go a bit like this.


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All Hallows Eve-The other world and this world have meshed up for one night, what book would you love to be swept up in?
For just one day I would want to find myself in Diagon Alley so I could look at all those amazing shops and then take a trip up to Hogsmeade and see the shops and Hogwarts itself!I'd buy Quidditch robes to lounge about my house in, a ton of sweets, books of course and I could combine my one day there with a week in London to do some sightseeing and shopping!


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Voodoo Doll-What author would you like to take control of and make them write whatever you want?
George RR Martin! Get these last two books done NOW with no further distractions or messing about! Don't kill all my favourite characters! I'd make him give Jaime and Brienne a HEA, have Jaime kill Cersei, Jon reigns in an independent North as King with Davos by his side, Sansa rules in Dorne out of my sight while Tyrion and Varys rule the rest of Westeros,  Ned is a Faceless Man...yeah I have plans!

  
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Black Cat-What red flags do you look for when you are starting a book?
When I start a book, I'm looking to be sucked into the plot straight away amd I want to be liking the characters from the start. If I get annoyed with the characters as soon as I meet them ie whiny, arrogant, TSTL then I know I'll lose patience at some point and DNF. If the first chapter has the pointless kind of swearing for the sake of it in every line I'll lose interest ie one book had 30 different swear words in three paragraphs and I don't want to read about clearing the effing table and going to the mfing shops! I also look out for the signs of impending love triangles that don't appear in the book blurb!



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Witches Brew-A book that had a lot of different components thrown in but the result was magical. 
This series had a lot of different things going on-Celtic, Greek, Roman, Indian, Native American and Norse mythology to start with. Vampires, werewolves, Yetis and witches. Druids and Gods and Goddesses. Action packed fights and humour. Dogs that can communicate with their owners. Magic of various kinds. Travel to different countries. I loved it!

 

Around The Blogs With Chuckles


We all enjoy snooping and lurking on other people's blogs right? Why not share those entertaining things you found with other readers and bloggers too! Welcome to Around the Blogs with Chuckles, where I take time out to show you some of my favourite blog posts from the previous seven days and link you up so you can check them out. 

This week! 

1) Book Review-The Cheerleaders by Kara Thomas
Barb looks at why you don't want to be on this squad!
http://bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2018/10/give-me-k-for-killer.html 

2) Book Review-The Survival of the Princes in the Tower by Matthew Lewis
Sarah looks at a true historical mystery.
http://allthebookblognamesaretaken.blogspot.com/2018/10/the-survival-of-princes-in-tower-murder.html 

3) Book Recs
Verushka has a few to share with you.
https://editingeverything.com/blog/2018/10/22/5books-that-time-i-had-book-recs-and-had-a-strange-question/ 

4) Book Review-Exit Strategy by Martha Wells
Mogsy reviews the new Murderbot.
https://bibliosanctum.com/2018/10/22/novella-review-exit-strategy-by-martha-wells/ 

5) Book Review-An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green
Erica's Review.
https://www.ericarobynreads.com/2018/10/book-review-absolutely-remarkable-thing.html 

6) Book Review-Cut And Run by Mary Burton 
Carole goes romantic suspense.
https://carolesrandomlife.blogspot.com/2018/10/audiobook-review-cut-and-run-by-mary.html 

7) Slender Man by Anonymous
Barb looks at the urban legend monster!
http://bookertsfarm.blogspot.com/2018/10/do-go-walking-in-woods-alone-at-night.html 

8) Book Review-The Return Man by VM Zito
Brittani reviews a favourite zombie book of mine!
https://hopefaithbooks.blogspot.com/2018/10/review-return-man-by-vm-zito.html 


Sunday, 28 October 2018

Chuckles Chuntering...with Dave the Pumpkin


Hi guys, Dave the furry pumpkin talking to you from a safehouse in Scotland where my two human companions have me under guard. It's so dangerous to be a pumpkin at this time of year with people thinking they can just grab you and try to carve shapes into your fur and stick a candle up your...well, let's not go there, eh! I'm happy sitting snug in my Hufflepuff hat, watching TV and trying to calm my stressed out frenzied humans!

It's been a stressful week you know. I finally calmed my mum Chuckles down and got her to chill out in front of the TV and stop working around the house to get a rest but stress is never far away. That fence dude guy that was due on Wednesday with the quote? Well guess what, he still hasn't shown his face and the humans are not very happy about it. Chuckles dad, my grandpa, was raging about and using words a respectable pumpkin like me can't even spell! He's going out tomorrow to see another guy about a quote on this stupid fence. You'd think these workmen people just don't want to work the way they're going! 


With ordered books coming later this week, my mum decided to order a couple more books using Amazon's next day delivery so she could do some retail therapy Monday or Tuesday, and they were due Saturday. Did they come? Did they heck as like. What do you expect when Amazon gave the order to Hermes???!!! Trusting them planks with one day delivery? *pumpkin snort* Now Amazon have no clue where it is or when it will arrive and the retail therapy trip is cancelled. Hermes and Yodel are pathetic (not the words used last night I can tell you!) and my mum is climbing the walls at having to sacrifice her long lie in bed today in the vain hope it turns up. I'd cuddle her but I have no arms...
While I'm thinking about Halloween, what is it with making us pumpkins look evil and scary? I'm a nice kind of guy and it's offensive to be seen as some kind of vegetable psychopath! Maybe that's why people are so keen to chop us up. Listen, do a pumpkin a favour this year and carve out a parsnip or something, yeah? Those guys really are unpleasant characters and deserve a bit of cruelty in their direction for a change... 

Chuckles Cover Love #98-RJ Barker


If there is one thing that makes a great book even better, it is when it has a cover that we love! The cover design is what catches the eye as we browse through a bookstore shelf or check out the Amazon or Goodreads recommendations. The right cover makes me look closer at a book, to read the blurb and maybe make a purchase. A poor cover might mean I never look at the blurb at all.

NB: I don't follow or leave comments on blogs run by Google Plus, or DISQUS as I refuse to join something just to leave comments, and I won't allow them to follow new people, update my profile or post tweets 'on my behalf'. I won't comment on any blog that makes me sign in using another account.   

This Week! 

I know they are simplistic but there is something really interesting about these covers. Maybe that 'glimpse into another reality' look to it!






















Friday, 26 October 2018

Chuckles Weekend Roundup


Welcome to my feature Chuckles Weekend Roundup where I will be looking at what books I've received, anything interesting I've done or bought or watched and other random stuff. I'll be taking a look back at what happened in my blogging world too, sort of like The Sunday Post that some of you do! 

Please note that I'll be visiting your STS/SP as normal, but I don't follow or leave comments on blogs run by Google Plus, or DISQUS as I refuse to join something just to leave comments, and I won't allow DISQUS to follow new people, update my profile or post tweets 'on my behalf'. I am the only one who does that on my social media! I won't comment on any blog that makes me sign in using another account. Sometimes, I have problems leaving messages on blogs hosted by Wordpress-they try to block me because I deleted my account with them but I will persevere as it only happens the odd time!
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The end of another week and it couldn't come soon enough for me. My dad and I have been working on getting more done around the house. The kitchen has been more or less finished other than moving the food from the old food cupboard to the new home. I might tackle that next week. My dad is still sorting through cds and we're both a bit grumpy and tired right now but the end is in sight and a nice relaxing winter awaits! The down side to all this work is that at night all I want to do is veg out in front of the TV and do nothing. I've been too tired again to concentrate on reading so that's two weeks of no reading! I really do need to get some decent rest and get back to reading books again! 
 
The blogging has taken a bit of a hit this week as well. At the start of this week I was so far behind with everything. I'm caught up now with answering comments on my blog and blog visiting but I've had little time to write posts and do reviews at all. I'm just glad that I've had these regular posts done weeks in advance that I could fall back on. I'll be trying to get ahead on all of these bad boys again now that our work is drawing to a close! I have found a little time to get a few new books and treats as a reward for our work...! 

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GIFT TO MYSELF!
Chuckles Blogging World
As I've mentioned, it was a week of getting my regular posts out this week and not much time for anything else but I have no mad plans for doing a ton of stuff next week so things should be back to normal I hope!
 
Book Reviews
none this week
 
Regular Posts 
I went Around The Blogs searching for more good posts to share, Cover Love was Rio Youers, Top Ten Tuesday was about Villains, Can't Wait Wednesday featured Curse of The Viper King and Books From The Backlog showcased Resident Evil Extinction. I also took part in a new monthly post Books, Booze & Blankets from Barb at Booker T's Farm.

Chuckles Cover Love

Around The Blogs With Chuckles
 
Top Ten Tuesday
 
Can't Wait Wednesday

Books From The Backlog
 
Books, Booze and Blankets
 
Discussion Posts
 This week, Chuckles Chat was still about recommending horror books to everyone. Next week, a new genre will be looked at after Halloween! 

Chuckles Chat-Dinosaurs

Chuckles Chat-Situation Horror

Chuckles Chuntering

Film & TV Reviews
This week was another slothing around week in front of the TV. I caught up with Coronation Street and watched some reruns from 1987 as well. I watched one of my favourite shark films-Deep Blue Sea, just for fun.
 
Special Posts 
none this week
 
Book Tags/Blog Awards 
 
40 Questions Tag

Currently Reading/Up Next
I haven't read anything all week again, which is annoying but I'm just tired. I hope this will change next week. I don't have any specific plan for which book to read but I'm hoping to start going through thrillers, SF and fantasy and trying to clear space on my bookshelves.