Thursday, 4 July 2019

Chuckles Mini Reviews Catchup


I review everything I read, on my blog and on Goodreads. Most reviews are of a decent length but sometimes you don't have much to say about the book because of its length or you DNFed it or various other reasons. In cases like that it makes sense to write a few mini reviews in one post and clear them out your way! So lets catch up with some reviews from June!

1) Lady Colin Campbell-Diana In Private 
An inside look at Princess Diana provides a detailed account of her private life, from her birth, to her 1979 wedding to Prince Charles, to the problems that have troubled her marriage. 

I very much enjoy the work of this author, who has used her contacts and position in Royal circles to interview many people who knew both Charles and Diana, as well as the Royal Family and the Spencers. She looks at Charles and the string of girlfriends he had, looking at their suitability as possible Royal brides and why each relationship ended. The author looks at each of the problems in the relationship and gives reason for what caused them. She is critical of Diana's behaviour towards Charles but I did like that she gave valid reasons for why Diana was behaving the way she did ie lessons learned in her chaotic upbringing, her parents divorce, her need for approval and the dreadful side effects of the bulimia. There is no doubt that Diana had mental health issues and her insecurity and paranoia certainly started to destroy her marriage. It gave me sympathy for both Charles and Diana, who never had much hope of staying together once the children were born.

The author looks at the chaotic upbringing of Diana and her siblings, the divorce of her parents and how she was in a family that lacked discipline and standards of behaviour. This led to a sense that Diana was always able to get what she wanted if she played up so it is not surprising that she tried this tactic to get her way with Charles, something he hated. The book reveals that Diana was pretending to love all the things Charles did so that she could hook Charles as a husband so you can imagine his shock after the wedding to discover they really had nothing in common and that she was no longer willing play the eager young woman who follows all the rules. It led to chaos in her marriage and with Royal protocol. I really felt for Charles as he ended up with a bride totally different from the fiancee he adored. Diana couldn't accept that she was not going to be able to change a man set in his ways and the conflict ripped them apart. It was a really great book that delved into the marriage and showed all the issues. I recommend it to those interested in the Royal Family.

Read June 2019
4 stars.

2) Paul Mannering-Eat
After a collision with floating debris ends their sailing adventure to Japan, a group of friends struggle to survive in the vast blue desert of the South Pacific. They hope an abandoned ship could be the rescue they so desperately need. On-board they are plunged into a terrifying nightmare of venomous monsters, mutant rats, and crazed cannibals. When man is the easiest prey, you have to eat to survive. 

After a group of people on a sailing trip have to go into the life raft, they hope to drift into a shipping lane and be resued before their supplies run out. As tensions run high within the group, an abandoned drifting ship seems the perfect escape-until they discover what is lurking below decks. After trying to evade the deadly sharks around the raft, they have to deal with mutated animals and deadly cannibals.

This book's lesson seems to be 'remember less is more'. There were way too many elements going on and I felt that none of them were done well. I liked the start of the story with the obnoxious people on the life raft and the fear of the sharks around them but it all went downhill for me as soon as they got onto the ship. The cannibals are the former crew and passengers who have had to turn to cannibalism to survive but instead of Hills Have Eyes type cannibals, they have become religious zealots who do weird ceremonies with mutant animals. It is all focused on these zealots rather than the scary animals which only appear each time the heroes are being chased. And that is the problem with the book. It is so repetitive. The MCs are trapped or caught by the cannibals, they escape, get hunted, get caught, escape, and so on. We get glimpses of big snakes and other nasties but not as prominent in the story as I hoped we'd get.

The characters were all dreadful and I didn't care much what happened to any of them. Keith and Elizabeth are obnoxious idiots who deserved anything coming to them. Lily was a complete weirdo whose behaviour was strange even before the disaster and it becomes clear that she is a psycho. Logan is another strange fish who seemed to be making jokes at the worst possible times and being a moron. Dale wasn't greatly exciting but Shona was about the best of them. I didn't much care for the religious demented cannibal story and wanted more of a creature feature which I didn't get. I was pretty disappointed overall with the repetition, the plot and the way it was written.

Read June 2019
2 stars.

3) Jason Rubis-Terror Birds
When college student Alex Drummond takes a summer job as research assistant to eccentric cryptozoologist Thaddeus Bruckner, he’s not sure what to expect. He certainly doesn’t foresee babysitting the egg of a Titanis walleri, the massive avian predator that once ruled southern Texas. But after Dr. Bruckner’s experiments in “wormhole dilation” work a little too well, that’s exactly the role he’s stuck with. And when the newly-hatched Titanis is abducted, things get even wilder, as its vengeful parents tear through a wormhole to wreak havoc in the Lone Star State. Bruckner and Alex are forced to play monster wranglers in a desperate effort to get the rampaging Terror Birds back to the Pliocene and avert catastrophe!

Alex thinks getting the research job for his hero will be a good thing but ends up in disaster as a prehistoric bird with a dinosaur egg breaks through a wormhole constructed in the Professor's back garden. I liked the idea of the wormhole letting a dinosaur or two into the modern world. I liked the story of the mother bird getting mad about all the egg thieves. I hoped that this would be a semi amusing creature feature but it was totally ruined by the idiot characters.

The Professor is a bit of a typical eccentric scientist, full of his own genius but paranoid that his inventions are going to be stolen by rivals or he will be mocked by other scientists. I could at least deal with his character compared to his assistant. Alex is a useless, spineless, pointless idiot who seems to lack intelligence, common sense and the ability to function as a human being. He has to keep quiet about the egg they are trying to hatch but as soon as he is questioned on the phone about buying incubation gear, he spills his guts, his name and who wants it. When Camila comes to the house he just lets her march in and answers her questions and lets her take photos and leave! He is a total muppet. Camila is a bitch who bullies Alex for fun on the phone and is basically an annoying, interfering harpy. Her boyfriend is a wannabe gangster who is organising party events, this time for rich spoiled teenage perverts. Ugh. I just hated all of them. The story might have been decent with better characters. I'd have been rooting for the birds though! To be honest I lost interest in this quickly and DNFed it.

Read June 2019
DNF 2 stars. 

4) M Van-Ash
Facing the zombie apocalypse in a wheelchair might prove a challenge to others. For thirteen-year-old Ash it's just another fight for her life. When feeling deserted and alone with the knowledge that your days are pretty much numbered, you might decide not to be pushed around anymore. But stuck in a wheelchair with the risen dead on your tail—this might prove a challenge. Ash’s stay at a hospital that for all intents might be her last, turns into a different nightmare when a killer virus overcomes the staff and her fellow patients. With the walking dead roaming the hospital halls, Ash has to depend on the help of an old man, and a soldier who could turn out to be the enemy to survive. She not only has to use her head, avoiding zombies, but also to stay out of the hands of a shady government agency that wants to dissect her. 

Ash has been paralysed by an operation gone wrong, abandoned by her family who only had her to try and save their beloved daughter from a genetic disease-and now Ash is dying from that cancer too. Stuck in a hospital ward ran by a bitchy nurse, she turns to a dying old man for company. When they hear about the pandemic and riots outside, they are surprised not to be evacuated like the rest of the city. Instead they are to be used for scientific research to stop the zombie virus. Ash and Chuck are about to try their escape when the hospital is overrun by the zombies, and the soldiers who are there to extract the cancer patients. 

I liked this one because it was different. We have two heroes, both with cancer, one hooked up to bottled oxygen and unable to walk far, and the other in a wheelchair. It was nice to see this diversity in a zombie book, something I am always longing to see. I loved Chuck's character the best as I enjoy seeing older characters as my heroes. We don't see enough of that. I also liked Angie and Jonesy, who have the job of rounding up these patients to be experimented on, but who do start to see them as people needing protected. There were a few nice twists in the relationships between the four of them as they make their way through the hospital, avoiding zombies and soldiers. I enjoyed the hospital as a location because buildings like this are perfect for the zombie apocalypse when the reader is unsure what lurks around every corner. I liked the characters in general though Ash was a bit of a cow to start with, expecting people to do things for her but never being grateful and being as difficult as she could. However it wasn't enough to make me hate her or anything.

An enjoyable short zombie book with diversity, a solid plot and good characters. I might read on with the series at some point.

Read July 2019
3.5 stars.

   

Wednesday, 3 July 2019

Book Review: Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer (Southern Reach #1)


Area X has been cut off from the rest of the world for decades. Nature has reclaimed the last vestiges of human civilization. The first expedition returned with reports of a pristine, Edenic landscape; the second expedition ended in mass suicide, the third in a hail of gunfire as its members turned on one another. The members of the eleventh expedition returned as shadows of their former selves, and within weeks, all had died of cancer. In Annihilation, the first volume of Jeff VanderMeer's Southern Reach Trilogy, we join the twelfth expedition.

The group is made up of four women: an anthropologist; a surveyor; a psychologist, the de facto leader; and our narrator, a biologist. Their mission is to map the terrain, record all observations of their surroundings and of one another, and, above all, avoid being contaminated by Area X itself. They arrive expecting the unexpected, and Area X delivers—but it’s the surprises that came across the border with them and the secrets the expedition members are keeping from one another that change everything.
 


A team of five women are selected for a mission in Area X by Southern Reach but only four actually arrive. They have no really modern equipment so they blend in better to their environment, not even watches or compasses. They have limited information on previous expeditions, other than that all the team members returned home on their own and seperate from each other, including the biologist's husband. They have supplies with them and access to anything the other teams left behind. They are told to stay as long as they can and map out and explore Area X. They discover animals there that do not behave in a normal way and at night, there is a persistant moaning wail that comes from nearby. 

They set up in Base Camp and begin to explore, quickly discovering a structure going deep underground that is not on their maps. The biologists thinks of it as a Tower while the others call it a Tunnel, and their inability to agree on it seems to start the fracture in their cool relationship. They agree to explore it together and the bilogist sees writing on the Tower walls that has a living ecosystem in it. Getting too close, she is sprayed by something and begins to fear she has been infected in some way, hiding the incident from her team. It doesn't take long for the team to really fracture and for Area X to start causing paranoia, hallucinations and a danger that they had never imagined.

I decided to read this despite friend reviews that it was slow and weird, because I loved the cover and it sounded so good in the blurb. Instead I found it weird, confusing, dull and lacking cohesion. I only finished it because I wanted to see if there was any resolution at all but there wasn't. The characters have no names and are referred to throughout by their jobs. It was a bit strange but it didn't greatly bother me in the grand sceme of things. I feel that the characters were so emotionless that having no names probably worked out ok. The psychologist is twisted and has no qualms about using hypnosis to get the others to do what she wants. She is obviously hiding secrets about the mission from the others and likes throwing her weight around as leader. The anthropologist and surveyor both seem borderline hysterical from the start so I'm not sure how they got through the tests to be accepted for the mission. The biologist is cold, unfeeling and seems to lack emotion and empathy with anyone, focused to the level of obsession on her plants and the mission. I didn't like any of the women so I cared little about what was happening to them.

The whole plot of the living breathing tower and something inside it writing endless sentences and phrases on the walls did not greatly excite me and I found the whole thing confusing and strange. I just didn't get what was meant to be happening or the actual point to any of it. Each time our characters went to the Tower they didn't seem to learn anything or do anything useful to the mission. It was just odd. It just added more questions about what was happening. What is the creature? What is the Tower? What does the writing mean? Why is it being written? What attacks the lighthouse? What happened to each team member? Why are the journals all discarded before the people return home? What was the event that created Area X? What happened to the Lighthouse Keeper? There were so many questions and there was no hint at answers to any of it which was frustrating. I hate getting to the end of a book and knowing less than Jon Snow. 

The writing was also long winded and very descriptive yet it didn't explain anything. It felt more like scientific and psychological waffle than actual storytelling. But that is just my reaction to it and others may well enjoy the style of it. The biologist's memories are pretty dull and add little to a slow paced story. We get endless passages of her studying a deserted swimming pool, rock pools and empty lots, watching colonies of life, rather than actually taking part in real life with her husband. I can understand his frustration with her-she made no effort to get on with his friends or let him into her private world at all. It was beyond me why she married him. Her reasons for going to Area X were more about the chance to study life than to get answers to what happened to her husband in my opinion. Even the hints of danger in the book are not exciting, and are confusing because we aren't told or shown what is really happening-just vague ideas thrown about. I really don't like that in a book. The conversations are unrealistic and strained and did nothing to develop the characters. 

I honestly didn't like anything about this and I didn't enjoy the way it was written or the plot or characters. I certainly won't be reading the rest of the trilogy to get the answers, if there indeed are any answers. It wouldn't surprise me if the reader is left just as puzzled at the end of book three. This was not my thing at all and I won't be reading anything else by the author.

Read June 2019
1 star.

Tuesday, 2 July 2019

Top Ten Tuesday-Childhood Favourites

Top Ten Tuesday was created by The Broke and the Bookish in June of 2010 and was moved to That Artsy Reader Girl in January of 2018. It was born of a love of lists, a love of books, and a desire to bring bookish friends together.  http://www.thatartsyreadergirl.com/top-ten-tuesday/

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These were all books and series that I loved as a kid.

1) Enid Blyton-The Five Find-Outers
I loved Enid Blyton's many series and read a ton of her books as a kid. I liked Fatty and his dog. It was great to see a real anti-hero leading the group!

2) Roald Dahl-Fantastic Mr Fox
I always felt the farmers were very cruel to the poor fox and it had led to a real love for these animals over the years.

3) Stan Berenstein-Bears in the Night
This is the cutest picture book for young kids about bears on a midnight adventure! I still adore this book and look at it all the time.

4) Judy Blume-Blubber
I loved Judy Blume's book but this one shows how cruel kids can be to each other and how quickly a friend can become an enemy.

5) Alan Davidson-Queen Rider
I loved the battle between spoiled bitch Bonnie and her riding teacher and actually reread this book not too long ago.

6) Enid Blyton-Malory Towers
This was a series that made boarding school seem like something fun to do. In hindsight I'm glad I got to go home every night after school!

7) Roald Dahl-James and the Giant Peach
Despite my terror at the thought of mutant bugs, I really enjoyed this adventure, complete with the songs! I loved the sharks!

8) Francine Pascal-Sweet Valley High
Just about every 13 year old girl I knew read this series! My best pal was Team Elizabeth but I was always Team Jessica! I liked her selfish, wilder attitude!

9) Various-Cheerleaders
Who ever knew the amount of bitching and backstabbing could be around a cheerleading squad! I loved nasty Vanessa, and Nancy! I hated Mary Ellen for how she treats Patrick.

10) Walter Farley-Black Stallion series
I was horse crazy as a kid and this was my favourite hose series. I loved the ones that involved the horse racing and the one with the deadly virus threatening the horses. 

Monday, 1 July 2019

Book Review: The Last Bastion of the Living by Rhiannon Frater


As long as the undead hordes of the Inferi Scourge howl outside the dying city, the last remaining humans struggle to survive inside The Bastion. Vanguard Maria Martinez has lived her entire life within the towering walls. Her only refuge from the overcrowded streets, rolling blackouts, and food shortages is in the arms of Officer Dwayne Reichardt. Then Maria is summoned to meet with a mysterious representative from the Science Warfare Division and is offered the opportunity to finally destroy the Inferi Scourge and reclaim the land and resources in the valley beyond the wall. If she succeeds, the city may be saved. But if she fails, humanity faces extinction…

My Review: 
Maria is a tough soldier, one of the many who protect the Bastion, the final walled city still to stand after the zombie apocalypse. The raging Inferi have broken through the outer gate and up to the inner walls but the only way the people can survive is to close the outer gate and kill every zombie in the valley. Maria is asked to take part in this new offensive and happily volunteers, as life in the Bastion is dark and grim with blackouts, crime and few pleasures, other than being with Dwayne. She has no idea that the most important details of the mission have been kept from her, things she would never have agreed to and now it is too late to change her mind. Her only hope of salvation now is to complete the deadly mission.  

I liked Maria as a character. She was a tough military woman who fought in the last attempt to defeat the Inferni which was a disaster that cost many lives. In the aftermath she and Dwayne recover from their injures, becoming friends and then lovers. He also understands her better than anyone but is fearful for her safety when she is asked to volunteer for the special mission without him. He was a good character and because both were well written from the start, despite my aversion to romance in the zombie apocalypse, I liked them as a couple. As Maria prepares to go away for several months, Dwayne comes up with an illegal way for them to stay in touch, something that is going to be a lifeline to Maria during the mission. What I liked is that they are an established couple and there is no angst or conflict to mess things up, just the dangers of the mission.

The people in charge of the mission are certain that they have invented a serum that allows the soldiers to walk among the Inferi without being recognised as prey, giving the humans a real advantage over the enemy and a real chance at winning the war. They would also be immune to the zombie bite. The only problem is, Maria will be the first person to try this new version of the serum before a group of other soldiers and scientists are subjected to it, and nobody knows how she will react to it. Maria is unaware of exactly what she is about to be subjected to. Dwayne is doing his own digging into the secret mission and is unhappy that he is being kept in the dark about it. He employs Maria's friend Lindsey, who was badly injured in the previous attack a year earlier and who fears for her friend's safety. He also gets help from the resourceful Petra. I liked both of these strong and intelligent women, which is a pleasant change from eye candy bimbo's and women who need rescuing by tough men all the time.

There is so much that I want to say about this book but if I give much more information about the plot, it would spoil all the twists. Let me just say that Maria and her team face challenges before they even get out into the valley to find the enemy. Once in the valley, their intel about both the serum and the zombies is not exactly what they were told and they need to adapt their plans and try to get the job done so they can come home again. There are dangers out in the valley that the team are unaware of and a whole side mission that only a few know about, all of which will cause trouble for Maria. Dwayne has his own problems as two teams of officials fight each other for control-law enforcement vs the military division who made the serum, and he fears that this will put Maria and her people in more danger and is determined to see law enforcement win.   

I loved the way the characters were all written and developed as I cared about most of them. I was caught up both in the zombie mission and the actual fight for control over the mission. I was rooting for all the MCs and really wanted to see Maria and Dwayne reunited. There were characters that grew on me or frustrated me or that I wanted to kill, but I enjoyed reading about all of them.The Inferi was the scary kind of traditional zombies that you expect to see in the book but there are a few surprises in that area through the book, twists that I continued to enjoy as they arrived. I loved the world-building. The Bastion is a safe haven from the Inferi but it a hard place to live. There are frequent blackouts, food shortages, crime and a lack of hope for the future. Things are starting to fall apart inside the walls so the only hope is to destroy the Inferi and have people living and working outside the walls in the valley again, protected by the outer gate. There was so much to enjoy in the book. In fact I can't really think of anything I disliked about it.

I was very satisfied by the actual ending and the way it was set up for the next book, which follows a different character as MC. I'm really looking forward to reading it as it is a character I like. It will be fun to visit the Bastion again!

Read May 2019
4 stars. 

Around The Blogs With Chuckles


We all enjoy snooping and lurking on other people's blogs right? Why not share those entertaining things you found with other readers and bloggers too! Welcome to Around the Blogs with Chuckles, where I take time out to show you some of my favourite blog posts from the previous seven days and link you up so you can check them out. 

This Week! 

1) Book Review-Everything You Ever Wanted by Luiza Sauma
Stephanie Jane's review.
http://litflits.blogspot.com/2019/06/everything-you-ever-wanted-by-luiza.html 

2) Book Review-Sky In The Deep by Adrienne Young
Karen's review.
http://www.fwiwreviews.net/2019/06/review-sky-in-deep-by-adrienne-young.html#.XRYAwY_TXcs 

3) Book Review-Recursion by Blake Crouch
Greg's review.
http://gregsbookhaven.blogspot.com/2019/06/recursion.html 

4) Book Review-The Girl In Red by Christina Henry
Carole's review.

5) Book Review-Bed and Breakfast and Murder by Patti Larson
Noel goes cozy...

6) Book Review-Wherever She Goes by Kelley Armstrong
Mogsy goes thriller.

7) New Releases
Erica shares her excitement!
https://www.ericarobynreads.com/4-july-book-releases-i-cant-wait-to-read/